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Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML

#6497177
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23217) - you deserved it (13238)

On 11/28/2009 at 4:37pm - misc - by badDriver (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML

#6970974
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28562) - you deserved it (2603)

On 12/27/2009 at 7:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, for the third time this week, my boss made me switch desks. Each new desk is closer to the door than the last one. I think he's trying to tell me something. FML

#6479352
56 comments

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On 11/27/2009 at 2:51pm - work - by Fmyoffice (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, my family and I were discussing my birthday in a couple weeks. As they asked what I wanted, I told them it was up to them. So my mother suggested that she'll get me electrolysis so I wouldn't have to worry about my mustache in college. FML

#6650801
60 comments

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On 12/07/2009 at 2:18pm - love - by sexyyy (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, my brother and I got in a fight and he told my friends that I am mentally disabled. They believed him. Apparently, "everything makes sense now." FML

#6730698
54 comments

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On 12/12/2009 at 11:39pm - misc - by Normal (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend took me out to dinner. While at the restaurant, she went to the bathroom. She was then escorted out of the restaurant for having sex in said bathroom. I was sitting at our booth the entire time. FML

#6791694
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27560) - you deserved it (2210)

On 12/17/2009 at 10:35am - intimacy - by turriblebday (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was talking to this guy I like. He's very private and hides all his photos and wall posts on Facebook. Or so I thought, turns out he has me on a restricted friends list, titled "Creepers." FML

#6746062
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9815) - you deserved it (22447)

On 12/14/2009 at 12:03am - love - by creeper (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML

#7059140
59 comments

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On 12/31/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML

#6877661
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30009) - you deserved it (2781)

On 12/22/2009 at 12:57am - love - by CRWMEN (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had an argument over whether or not I should buy some flowers. With myself. Out loud. FML

#7188892
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6866) - you deserved it (26423)

On 01/06/2010 at 9:58pm - misc - by mindlost (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I noticed the woman I've been sleeping with for over 2 years never lets me see her naked during sex. I confronted her about it and she replied, "I don't care if you see me naked. I was just leaving the lights off the whole time so I don't have to see you naked." FML

#7147698
57 comments

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On 01/04/2010 at 4:26pm - intimacy - by audied (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got to talk to the guy I like. Thinking it would be about something pleasant. I was completely wrong. It was about the guy who sits in front of me and his masturbation problem. FML

#7728542
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22109) - you deserved it (2826)

On 01/31/2010 at 12:01am - intimacy - by Me - United States

Today, I discovered that my roommate uses her twitter to complain about me. FML

#7725800
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20796) - you deserved it (5191)

On 01/30/2010 at 11:01pm - misc - by sparkle (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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