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Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML

#21459680
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On 08/23/2015 at 1:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, at college, I walked in on some kid jerking off in front of the bathroom sink. This place never ceases to amaze and disgust me. FML

#21500213
64 comments

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On 12/04/2015 at 10:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boss confirmed he is a micro-managing asshole. We walked into the office together and I turned on the lights. He switched them off and switched them on again, just to make sure that I did it right. FML

#21497410
58 comments

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On 11/27/2015 at 7:39am - work - by fabz (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, we were all put in groups to make a presentation together. And by "together" I mean I pulled an all nighter to finish it by myself. My group criticized my work. FML

#21497763
66 comments

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On 11/28/2015 at 6:35am - work - by aloneagainnaturally (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I was at a small secret Santa with a group of friends. Everyone got each other some amazing gifts, the first person got a homemade self portrait, the second person got some professional grade playing cards, the third person got an album of past memories, and I got a pack of pens. FML

#21506318
67 comments

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On 12/21/2015 at 6:30pm - misc - by ET (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, just 1 month after giving me a bracelet with an infinity symbol on it for Christmas, my boyfriend of three years ended everything out of the blue. That was a short infinity. FML

#21518660
66 comments

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On 01/23/2016 at 7:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my dad told my girlfriend that she's the son he never had. FML

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML

#351
53 comments

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On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version

Today, my philosophy teacher asked me about my parents. I replied that my mum was a cleaner and my dad was a bus driver. In an astonished voice, she said, "But, you're clever..." FML

#434
66 comments

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On 12/02/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by lamb-chop - Sent from mobile version

Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

#527
64 comments

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On 12/16/2008 at 11:10pm - misc - by bloom - Sent from mobile version

Today, I lost my third phone in a year. Making it a grand total of 11 telephones lost or stolen in the past 3 years. FML

#780
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9166) - you deserved it (29175)

On 01/07/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by failphone - United States (California)

Today, me and my friend are sitting here on fmylife.com while our boyfriends are out clubbing. FML

#1483
50 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by ishweta56 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him around two minutes after that, and he had already fallen asleep. FML

#3910
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8645) - you deserved it (32945)

On 01/30/2009 at 8:57pm - love - by grreeatttt - United States (California)



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