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Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML

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On 11/30/2009 at 12:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a dinner with my dad's girlfriend's family. I met this guy who I found kind of cute and tried to talk to him a couple times. To avoid talking to me he started playing his PSP. I could see the screen perfectly and the PSP was clearly off. FML

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On 11/27/2009 at 11:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got a call from my local hospital's emergency room, stating my wife was in labour. My wife and I split years ago, but just haven't divorced. She is telling everyone I am the baby's father, my current girlfriend is 7 months pregnant with my child. FML

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On 12/21/2009 at 10:23am - intimacy - by johnG (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I fell asleep while masturbating. I'm so bad that I bore myself. FML

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On 01/02/2010 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Lonely (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled and said "well, now you'll need a hat." FML

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On 01/07/2010 at 9:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, the guy that I've recently became close to texted me, wanting to hook up. He's very cute and I was definitely interested, so I agreed. The drive to his house lasted longer than the actual sex. He lives less than five minutes away. FML

#7451202
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On 01/20/2010 at 1:43am - intimacy - by wasntworththedrive (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was very sick with a stomach virus, so I went to the only doctor's office open on Sundays. Even though I was feeling like a pile of shit, I waited for a woman who was walking in behind me to hold the door open for her. She was the last patient they could take for the day. FML

#7270960
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On 01/11/2010 at 12:19am - health - by Gentleman (man) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML

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On 05/21/2010 at 10:33pm - misc - by Jlipka - United States

Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML

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On 01/17/2010 at 8:44am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I looked at my father's facebook for the first time in a month to see his status and it said "making wedding plans!" Really? When was he planning on telling his own daughter. FML

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On 01/08/2010 at 11:08pm - love - by bitchface (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my sister won a bet. She bet my best friend a burrito that I wouldn't lose my virginity within a year. I am twenty and have to drive my friend to Del Taco so he can buy my sister her victory burrito cause I didn't get laid. FML

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On 01/14/2010 at 10:47am - intimacy - by Jaayoung23 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I confessed my love to a guy I've been flirting with for months. He then decided to reject me through a poem on Facebook for all of our friends to read. FML

Today, I took my best friend to an 80's party. She drank too much and ended up puking all over the interior and exterior of my car as well as inside my right legwarmer on the 30 mile trip back home. FML

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On 02/15/2010 at 9:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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