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Today, I was skating in the city when I slipped and fractured my arm. As I was lying in pain, a guy walked up to me, frisked my pocket and took my wallet. He then said: "It's nothing personal." FML

#21281599
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On 10/20/2014 at 4:50am - misc - by ColdStones (man) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, the lady whose son I babysit sent me a text, saying she left a gift for me for all the hard work I've done. I found a beautifully-wrapped box where she said the gift was. It turned out my actual gift was cookies sitting right next to it. FML

Today, I got 3 different rejection letters mailed to me from the same college. FML

#21320043
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On 12/18/2014 at 11:04pm - misc - by ai_lauren (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after a day, I finally noticed that the toilet paper I'd been using to wipe my butt is actually a roll of paper towel cut in half. My dad thinks that it's a waste of money to buy proper paper. Guess who had to unclog the toilet twice. FML

#21350771
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On 02/06/2015 at 3:26am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I spent a half hour trying to help my cat down after he got stuck in the tree on my lawn. I finally gave up and called a local tree care company to help. When I returned outside, I found my cat casually walking about by the door. The guy who showed up to help was not happy. FML

#21341011
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On 01/20/2015 at 3:24pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I told my father I'm going to a club with a friend and staying the night at my friend's place. He asked for my friend's name, number, and address so he knows where I'll be. I'm 30 years old. FML

Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML

#21327640
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On 12/31/2014 at 3:08am - misc - by driverboy - United States

Today, I asked the girl I sort of like as we were leaving class how her day was going so far. She said, 'Great. Don't ruin it.' FML

#21333389
69 comments

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On 01/08/2015 at 4:26pm - love - by loser - United States (Florida)

Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML

#21340816
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On 01/20/2015 at 6:04am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I finally went to the doctor's about my severe anxiety. I am so used to putting on a happy performance around people that she didn't believe anything was wrong with me. FML

#21376536
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On 03/17/2015 at 5:35pm - health - by scared - Australia (Queensland)

Today, for the second time, I had an argument with my mother about whether William Shakespeare was a real person or not. FML

#21376501
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On 03/17/2015 at 4:35pm - misc - by ohno - United States (Michigan)

Today, I missed the spider but succeeded in keying my own car. FML

#21414635
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On 05/23/2015 at 8:58pm - animals - by uwotm8 - Australia (Victoria)



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