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Today, at the restaurant I work at, my own mom refused to give a tip and complained to my boss. FML

#21390474
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On 04/09/2015 at 3:55am - work - by jackzz - Vietnam (Dac Lac)

Today, I clogged the toilet in the one-man bathroom at the corner store, with a line of about 5 people waiting outside. FML

Today, I was walking my dog through a park with a lake. My dog was swimming in said lake, and then appeared to be having trouble keeping his head up. I put my phone and keys on the ground and waded to my dog. He was fine, but I turned around in time to see someone run off with my stuff. FML

#21409745
70 comments

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On 05/13/2015 at 10:41pm - animals - by PrinceOfBritain - United States (Virginia)

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

#303
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On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried demonstrate to my little brother that, unlike what he sees in cartoons, it is impossible to slip on a banana peel. I'm not too sure he's convinced. FML

#336
69 comments

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On 11/18/2008 at 10:44pm - kids - by j0j0 - France (Aquitaine)

Today, my philosophy teacher asked me about my parents. I replied that my mum was a cleaner and my dad was a bus driver. In an astonished voice, she said, "But, you're clever..." FML

#434
62 comments

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On 12/02/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by lamb-chop - Sent from mobile version

Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML

#2119
70 comments

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On 01/21/2009 at 7:44pm - misc - by Daryll - United States (California)

Today, I went to buy some Ibuprofen and got asked for ID. You have to be over 16 to buy it. I'm 25. FML

#2946
56 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 12:21am - misc - by noneoftheabove - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I can't decide what's worse, my mom walking in on me doing the five knuckle shuffle, or the one hour talk the next day about how it's perfectly normal and even she does it. FML

#16441
62 comments

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On 02/09/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by oops (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I farted in my cubicle thinking no one would smell it. Two seconds later, everyone came to my cubicle to wish me a happy birthday. FML

#132176
44 comments

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On 02/25/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by riappp (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was late to work and couldn't get my gas tank open. Panicking, I asked the only person around to help me who happened to be a very large man. He was able to open it for me and seemed really nice. That is until he pulled out a knife and robbed me. FML

#2752400
73 comments

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On 06/09/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by unfortunate (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I stepped outside to wait for a cute guy to arrive after arduously preparing for our first date. Just as he rounded the corner, I tripped over the last stair and landed headfirst into my mom's fresh pot of snapdragons. My mom uses compost and manure for her plants. FML

#2934855
72 comments

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On 06/16/2009 at 5:13am - love - by flowerfail (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was walking down the street and I saw my brother on the other side of the road. He lives overseas and always told me he would visit when I least expected it. When I saw him, I got so excited I jumped on his back, screaming his name. It wasn't my brother. FML

#972350
68 comments

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On 04/14/2009 at 3:12pm - misc - by getslostinherownhouse (woman) - Spain (Madrid)



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