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Today, at work, a woman fainted, and an extremely attractive cop came in to help. I ended up running into him an hour later. Seeing as though I'm not very shy or a nervous person, I struck up a conversation with him, thinking it must be fate. I ended up fumbling my words so much he asked if I was drunk. FML

#13733667
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21318) - you deserved it (6291)

On 11/06/2010 at 12:40am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was dry-walling a house when my butt started to itch. I bent over to scratch it on a piece of plywood, at which point the client's wife walked in and asked what the fuck I was doing. FML

#14892103
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7609) - you deserved it (25866)

On 02/08/2011 at 2:58am - work - by Shane -

Today, I was on the plane asleep. I woke up after feeling the plane jolt and I screamed at the top of my lungs. The little girl next to me told me I was a sissy. Everyone on the plane laughed. FML

#14494706
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10325) - you deserved it (24962)

On 01/07/2011 at 6:24am - kids - by G-6 -

Today, I was invited to a counseling group for people with emotional problems. I brought the permission slip home for my mom to sign, only for her to accuse me of being a hypochondriacal, lazy, selfish bitch. And my friends wonder why I have problems. FML

#15091359
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20986) - you deserved it (2113)

On 02/23/2011 at 3:37pm - misc - by PissedAtLife (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML

#14879534
50 comments

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On 02/07/2011 at 6:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML

#14963197
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23806) - you deserved it (2945)

On 02/13/2011 at 8:18pm - misc - by alice (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when the 5 year old came over and shut off my microphone. FML

#14681491
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17866) - you deserved it (7382)

On 01/23/2011 at 12:47am - misc - by shadowfigure (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I was thinking about my new diet and workout plan as I was getting dressed in the morning, feeling much thinner and more energetic. Just as the thought passed through my brain, the button on my skirt popped off. FML

#15013334
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20139) - you deserved it (4254)

On 02/17/2011 at 6:12am - health - by stillchubby (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I read my university's newsletter. Apparently we're starting up a "buddy" system for international students. I'm signing up, because this will help me complete my goal of making my first friend at university. FML

#16430117
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25751) - you deserved it (4837)

On 05/31/2011 at 1:50am - misc - by loner (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML

#17751252
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22160) - you deserved it (1625)

On 09/15/2011 at 1:56pm - work - by Hreyes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took a 40 minute bus ride home from work. The first 20 minutes were spent listening to the drunk man behind me moan uncontrollably and belch. The last 20 minutes were spent trying to ignore the vomit he left on my back as he got up to leave. FML

#16067039
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31246) - you deserved it (3117)

On 05/06/2011 at 11:47am - misc - by eewww (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date. When I got there, I found out that the guy was a ventriloquist and was going to use his puppet to talk to me. FML

#16291587
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34499) - you deserved it (4733)

On 05/22/2011 at 1:35am - love - by severedface (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found my truck broken into. Whoever broke in ripped my dash apart, and the stupid idiot couldn't get the radio out. So now I have a trashed truck interior, and the moron has nothing to show for it. He did leave behind his Subway wrapper though. FML

#17555162
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20875) - you deserved it (1788)

On 08/23/2011 at 2:42am - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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