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Today, a middle-aged woman came into the shoe shop where I work, and asked me to help her put on a pair of boots that were obviously too small. Simultaneously as I knelt down by her feet, she booted me in the face while we tried to get them on. FML

#13933361
72 comments

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On 11/22/2010 at 2:32am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my Grandmother gave me rosary beads for my birthday. She told me I better start praying for a husband. FML

#13135872
71 comments

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On 09/20/2010 at 11:02pm - misc - by kdgirl (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML

#13606061
58 comments

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On 10/26/2010 at 8:02pm - misc - by DriveMeNot (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML

#14338674
71 comments

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On 12/25/2010 at 8:38pm - misc - by badhairday (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, while putting a drip in the back of an elderly patient's hand, he commented that he didn't realise doctors had pierced nipples, but not to worry because he's only in the hospital "for the b*tches". FML

#14397838
66 comments

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On 12/30/2010 at 4:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML

#14413679
72 comments

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On 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by edulover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing with my pet rabbit when my boyfriend discovered poop on his lap. As he brushed it off, I reminded him that there are a lot worse things in the world than rabbit poop. Almost as if on cue, my rabbit peed on both of us. FML

#14497989
64 comments

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On 01/07/2011 at 3:22pm - misc - by RabbitOwner - United States

Today, I was driving when I saw a spider hanging from the ceiling of my car. I'm terrified of spiders, so I was watching it instead the road. When I looked back at the road, I had just enough time to swerve to miss the fire hydrant but not the tree. Even the cop laughed at me. FML

#14552215
73 comments

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On 01/12/2011 at 8:29am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was chosen as King for our winter formal. Even after I won, nobody wanted to dance with me. FML

#14954492
61 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 2:16am - misc - by Average - United States (Iowa)

Today, I watched my grandfather try and park his car inside the storage area for shopping carts, thinking it was a parking space. FML

#14934394
67 comments

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On 02/11/2011 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my sister and I had a bonding moment. It consisted of me plucking her chin hairs. FML

#15083681
61 comments

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On 02/22/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Taylor (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over a nail, which popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML

#17973264
70 comments

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On 10/13/2011 at 3:27am - misc - by happyshit (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML

#16080976
77 comments

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On 05/07/2011 at 5:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)



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