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Today, I got a phone call letting me know my grandmother was arrested for trying to light my grandpa on fire. She's now in jail, asking for bail money. FML

#21461945
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I agree, your life sucks (24398) - you deserved it (1453)

On 08/29/2015 at 12:29am - misc - by tkoester - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got excited about finishing up my laundry detergent and softener, because I could get new ones. FML

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Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML

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On 11/03/2015 at 5:06pm - love - by Wtf -

Today, my ex got arrested for stealing. His new girlfriend texted me asking if I could lend her money to bail him out. FML

#21494864
74 comments

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On 11/20/2015 at 2:07pm - love - by anonymous - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML

#21467447
70 comments

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On 09/11/2015 at 9:54pm - love - by T___T (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, a pervert was visibly playing with himself right next to me on the train. Then on the bus. Then on the other bus I changed to in order to lose him. At least somebody's interested. FML

#21468388
71 comments

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On 09/14/2015 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by annabellatrix (woman) - Hungary

Today, my 8-month-old dog decided to decorate the living room by tearing apart a rented college textbook, the reference guide that went with it, and part of a color therapy book. FML

Today, I now accept how stupid I was to marry a man whose plans for the future all start with "When I win the lottery..." FML

#21512844
75 comments

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On 01/08/2016 at 12:38pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up to several dead snails and worms all over my bed. I guess that's what my little sister meant yesterday when she said I'd be sorry for not letting her play on my phone. FML

#21509043
75 comments

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On 12/29/2015 at 12:29pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I went for bloodwork. It's routine for me, so I was ready for the nurse to put in the needle and take my blood. It went in fine, but right after, she slowly pulled the needle out, then wondered why the blood stopped. She then moved it back and forth in my arm while I panicked silently. FML

#21511628
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On 01/05/2016 at 12:17am - health - by bloodless - Canada (Alberta)

Today, on my college visit, I met a perfect girl for me, sweet, gorgeous, on the same career path. I remember everything we talked about, where she is from, what sport she plays, and her recent internship. But when I went to look her up online, I couldn't remember one thing, her name. FML

#21516058
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22386) - you deserved it (5056)

On 01/16/2016 at 10:28pm - love - by Roll Tide of Tears - United States

Today, one of my professors left a cabinet door open whilst teaching class. The compulsion to get up and close it was so strong that I could barely concentrate on what was being taught. FML

Today, after weeks of watching Michael Jackson videos non-stop, my boyfriend learned how to moonwalk. Now he does it literally everywhere. I can't even cross the street without him moonwalking behind me. FML

#21520184
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18857) - you deserved it (2720)

On 01/27/2016 at 7:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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