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Today, my sister's boyfriend came over to the house. I thought I would be nice and cook them both a dinner along with my own. Mine took a little longer to cook, so they ate before me and went back to her bedroom. I ate alone to the sound of them having fun. FML

#9361174
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On 03/24/2010 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by lonelyniceguy (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML

#15061601
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On 02/21/2011 at 2:59am - love - by Jules (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom sent me beautiful candlesticks along with some half burned candles. I thanked her. She told me the candlesticks were a wedding gift to my grandmother 85 years ago. Then she said the candles were used at my grandma's wedding. I had already lit them. FML

#9177145
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On 03/18/2010 at 12:46am - misc - by knews - United States (Missouri)

Today, I tried to get my license. To get that, I needed to show proof of school enrollment. I graduated early, so they told me to get a copy of my diploma. I went to school, and they told me that I would need a valid driver's license to access my diploma. FML

Today, I was taking my architecture project to school. I'd spent days preparing my little model house. I stepped outside with it in my hand, and right at that moment a gust of wind ripped it away. It's currently lying in my neighbour's garden, smashed to pieces. FML

#14554421
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On 01/12/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, while I was out of the office, I'd left my phone charging inside. My boss informed me that since I am clearly running up her electricity bill, it will be deducted out of my already nearly non existent paycheck. FML

#14473900
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On 01/05/2011 at 11:41am - work - by x_udontknowme_x (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked a girl I liked what she was doing tomorrow night. She replied, "Cleaning, so nothing really." I then asked her out to dinner. She declined. FML

#14308182
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On 12/23/2010 at 5:50am - love - by Username -

Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

#14674981
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On 01/22/2011 at 3:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, during a dinner party, some friends brought up how sweet, innocent and caring they thought I was. I had to sit there as my drunk boyfriend cut them off and loudly argue that I was neither sweet nor innocent, and really nothing that special at all. FML

#14507444
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On 01/08/2011 at 11:01am - love - by Lily - United States (New York)

Today, the girl I really liked started talking to me, so I asked her out on a date. After waiting an hour at the theatre, I texted her asking where she was. She replied with, "Oh! You were serious about the date?!" FML

#14621087
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On 01/18/2011 at 12:05am - love - by MCKilllerrr - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the ER after a fall. Before the nurse did an X-Ray, she gave me a pregnancy test. It came back negative. I joked "No martians have crawled into my uterus, then?" She didn't get it, and I had my head scanned for brain trauma. Never crack a joke in a hospital. FML

#14618568
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On 01/17/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing my dad said to him was "So, how low have you kissed?" FML

#14559001
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On 01/12/2011 at 9:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, at work, a homeless woman called me trash, threw her coffee at me, and told me to get a job. I do have a job. It's homeless outreach. FML

#14740890
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On 01/28/2011 at 6:44am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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