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Today, while I was waiting for the bus, I was whistling. I saw a cute girl running and I looked at my phone so it didn't seem too awkward. I was still whistling as she passed by so it sounded like I whistled at her. She ran back to slap me. FML

#21113376
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On 04/15/2014 at 12:24am - misc - by heycutie - United States (Michigan)

Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML

#38
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - love - by SweeT -

Today, I scratched my cornea and have to wear a large bandage covering my eye. I'm off today, but I'll probably have to wear it to school tomorrow. FML

#756
52 comments

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On 11/12/2008 at 10:01pm - health - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML

#3036
52 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by kiddo - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got an email from the local D and D meet up group that the next meeting will be on Feb. 14th. I don't know what is more sad: that the group is meeting on Valentine's Day, or that I have nothing better to do but go. FML

#5128
46 comments

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On 02/02/2009 at 5:41am - love - by Noname - United States (Alabama)

Today, I got a "save the date" card for the wedding of a couple my husband knows. I was excited because I really wish to be better friends with these people. I emailed the bride, "I got your STD!" and hit send before I realized how that sounded. FML

#60508
45 comments

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On 02/17/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by silkytaco - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I walked downstairs in a new outfit, after dieting for 3 months, and losing just over 20 pounds. My mom took one look at me and said "You'd better keep going." FML

#134892
35 comments

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On 02/25/2009 at 5:06pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my visiting cousin was driving me to pick-up and pay for my wedding cake at the bakery. The cops pulled him over for speeding and as it turns out his license was expired. I ended up having to use my wedding cake money to bail him out of jail. FML

#3657185
64 comments

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On 07/11/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by mellbelle32 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my cat was in the bathroom when I was undressing to get into the shower. I realized that he was the only male to have seen me naked in the past two months. Then he started scratching the door for me to let him out. FML

#171623
63 comments

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On 03/01/2009 at 3:36pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was thinking about how people say if you're gradually introduced to a smell or you're forced to deal with enough, you'll stop noticing it. And how untrue that is. Especially when your roommates sneak a dead rabbit under your bed. FML

#3082688
64 comments

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On 06/21/2009 at 2:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went on Facebook to find that my little brother had messed with my profile. He wrote on my status that I'm a piece of shit, I have no life, and several other nasty and perverted things. Underneath, it said 26 of my friends liked this. I'm new to Facebook. So far I have 26 friends. FML

#492068
66 comments

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On 03/20/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by noname (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had a dentist appointment after class so I threw my electric toothbrush in my backpack so I could brush my teeth before. In the middle of class the toothbrush turns on and the vibrations could be heard throughout the classroom. They yelled at me "Jess has a vibrator!" FML

#1479634
63 comments

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On 04/30/2009 at 12:51am - misc - by jess (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I walked past a building site near my house, there was a sign saying "WARNING - Beware of the scaffolding". I started laughing at the stupidity of the sign, and walked straight into a metal pole. FML

#2963436
65 comments

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On 06/17/2009 at 9:40am - misc - by jonnyc - United Kingdom (Hertford)



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