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Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML

#21343548
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27484) - you deserved it (3025)

On 01/24/2015 at 4:40pm - love - by whitebitch16 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, a creepy old guy kept hitting on me in line at Subway. I got scared and told him to back off because my dad was waiting for me outside. He replied that he wouldn't object to a three-way. FML

#21352037
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On 02/08/2015 at 11:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML

#21364892
78 comments

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On 02/27/2015 at 10:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mother worked out that my boyfriend and I are having sex. Instead of confronting me about it, she now just sits and stares at me judgmentally whenever I'm in the same room as her, making me feel incredibly uncomfortable. FML

#21376248
79 comments

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On 03/17/2015 at 8:00am - intimacy - by distressed (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, the last thing I remember before getting the shit beaten out of me at the bar, was my dipshit brother saying to me, "Dude, I'm not a racist, but" and then ranting about how non-whites should get out of America. FML

#21387285
80 comments

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On 04/03/2015 at 11:29pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML

#21375288
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31849) - you deserved it (2628)

On 03/15/2015 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by why - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was feeling terrible so I called in sick to work. My boss refused to believe me and told me he'd fire me if I didn't come in. I dragged myself to work, only to spend most of the day glued to the toilet. Now he says I won't be paid for the day because I barely did any work. FML

#21364599
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29) - you deserved it (2237)

On 02/27/2015 at 1:24pm - health - by Mark (man) - Malta

Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML

#21373841
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34982) - you deserved it (2401)

On 03/13/2015 at 2:47pm - love - by scared and alone (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I asked my professor for his opinion on the subject I plan to study in my thesis. Turns out, he likes it so much that he's going to steal it from me. FML

#21372437
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33406) - you deserved it (2568)

On 03/11/2015 at 10:01am - work - by nothesisforme - France

Today, I was told at my babysitting job that I can't bring my toddler with me. My employer is my best friend. Now I have to find a babysitter for my kid if I want to babysit hers. FML

#21382250
75 comments

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On 03/27/2015 at 4:17am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my family checked into a hotel for spring break. The first thing my brother did was steal all the bars of soap and bottles of shampoo. He's now guarding them, and hissing at anyone that tries to take them. I just want to take a shower. FML

#21392089
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On 04/11/2015 at 11:05pm - kids - by ShampooThief - United States

Today, I've learnt that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

#51
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54262) - you deserved it (14130)

On 10/26/2008 at 8:07am - love - by etsl - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

#202
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56661) - you deserved it (8428)

On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)



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