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Today, I finished a website that I have been working on for ages for a friend. He tried to repay me by offering to teach me to play table tennis. FML

#17909983
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On 10/05/2011 at 6:49am - work - by Matt - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML

#19297071
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On 03/17/2012 at 10:41pm - misc - by vanorav (man) - United States (California)

Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML

#19342755
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On 03/25/2012 at 1:49am - animals - by uh-oh - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I returned to my university residence following spring break. I was greeted by a letter stating I'd been caught on camera vandalising a wall repair. At the time in question, I was asleep on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The REZ coordinator is avoiding me, and I can't clear my name. FML

#19295579
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On 03/17/2012 at 6:26pm - misc - by CutePenguin (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my little brother went through all the artistic anatomy reference books and colored in all the nipples and penises with a bright pink sharpie. These books were from the library. FML

#18957870
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On 01/31/2012 at 12:16am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, the office tough guy learned how to use the fire extinguisher. On me. I wasn't on fire. FML

#18902746
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On 01/24/2012 at 9:58pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML

#19366084
67 comments

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On 03/28/2012 at 8:44pm - misc - by deadgrass (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, after much debate, my husband convinced me to let his scumbag brother babysit our seven-year-old son while we went out to a restaurant. When we got home, we found him teaching our son how to pick the lock to our liquor cabinet. My husband is unapologetic. FML

#20014051
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On 08/10/2012 at 7:59pm - kids - by shira512 (woman) - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML

#19072252
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On 02/14/2012 at 7:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, a hobo threw up on my car while at a red light. He then asked me for money. FML

#19105006
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On 02/18/2012 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got extremely wasted and decided to take a shower with my boyfriend. What seemed like a good and sexy idea turned into us falling and getting wedged in the bathtub. FML

#19188753
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On 02/29/2012 at 12:41pm - intimacy - by cfaul001 - United States (Texas)

Today, after therapy for obsessing over every woman who talks to me, all I could think about was how I could seduce my therapist. I think I still need a lot of help. FML

#20133155
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On 10/25/2012 at 7:09pm - love - by mental - United States

Today, my dad found a couple of coins on the floor next to my desk, and gave me a lecture about how money doesn't grow on trees and how irresponsible I am when it comes to money. They were Chuck E. Cheese tokens. FML

#19585247
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On 05/07/2012 at 12:12am - money - by rofindie (man) - United States (New York)



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