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Friday 3 July 2015

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Today, I rang up a good friend to ask her to be one of the two bridesmaids at my upcoming wedding. Before I could ask, she let me know that she would not be attending my wedding, as, "Weddings are expensive, so I'm not attending ones for people that are just acquaintances". FML

#21435764
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12664) - you deserved it (998)

On 07/03/2015 at 6:30am - misc - by NeedMoreFriends (woman) - United Kingdom (Wakefield)

Today, the man that I have a crush on finally touched me. This would have been great, if not for the fact that it was to roll me on my side while I was having a seizure. FML

#21434226
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22410) - you deserved it (1429)

On 06/30/2015 at 3:51am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, while swimming in my neighborhood pool, I noticed what looked like several cigarettes resting at the bottom and decided to investigate. Turns out it was actually just a used, bloody tampon that had spent enough time underwater to be broken into multiple pieces, and spread across the pool. FML

#21435503
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12692) - you deserved it (978)

On 07/02/2015 at 6:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was legitimately sick so I called in to work. Apparently, 4 other guys on my line called in too. My boss thought we planned it. Now we're all written up. FML

#21433907
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21007) - you deserved it (1195)

On 06/29/2015 at 4:29pm - work - by Justincredible69 (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that once you love somebody you can never truly fall "out of love" with them. She wasn't talking about me, she was talking about her ex. FML

#21435838
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6735) - you deserved it (469)

On 07/03/2015 at 11:52am - love - by worriedman - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went on a Segway tour in Budapest. The Segways have an automatic speed limiter, and to release it and get back to normal speed, you have to brake. Unfortunately, I forgot my speed limiter was on and so, while trying to break, I instead returned to normal speed and crashed into a tree. FML

#21434457
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17674) - you deserved it (3660)

On 06/30/2015 at 4:31pm - misc - by infrontofninepeople - Hungary (Budapest)



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