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Saturday 30 May 2015

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Today, I asked my landlady if she could fix the air conditioner that's been broken since I moved in. Instead, she came round and took away my bathroom mirror, along with all the toilet paper. FML

#21415859
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25334) - you deserved it (1817)

On 05/26/2015 at 1:09am - misc - by meh (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I finally found my watch after weeks searching for it. It was on my teacher's wrist. FML

#21416691
54 comments

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On 05/27/2015 at 3:40pm - misc - by concom - Cyprus

Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML

#21415827
55 comments

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On 05/25/2015 at 11:50pm - work - by tmi4me - United States

Today, I was wrestling in a tournament. I was in the finals about to win when the kid threw up on me. They thought I'd hit him in the stomach hard enough to make him throw up, so they disqualified me. FML

#21415763
53 comments

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On 05/25/2015 at 10:24pm - misc - by wrestling probs - United States

Today, I realized that a classmate and I have the same glasses. To prove it, I tried bending his glasses, since mine are flexible and can bend. I snapped his glasses in half. FML

#21417809
52 comments

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On 05/29/2015 at 10:31pm - misc - by smartass - United States (Texas)

Today, I received a promotional message offering a half-off deal on an expensive coffee maker. The only reason why I received the message is because I bought that same coffee maker yesterday and I signed up to their mailing list. FML

#21417141
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20191) - you deserved it (2007)

On 05/28/2015 at 1:41pm - money - by FFS - Cyprus (Limassol)

Today, I learned one of life's great lessons: it is possible to squeeze a Ketchup bottle so hard that the plastic breaks and everything lands on your face. FML

#21417490
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15795) - you deserved it (3998)

On 05/29/2015 at 6:58am - misc - by sassy_girl144 (woman) - United Kingdom (West Berkshire)

Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML

#21417626
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9048) - you deserved it (638)

On 05/29/2015 at 2:28pm - love - by probably single (man) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today, I was looking at old pictures with my mom and saw one of myself crying in kindergarten. I asked why I was crying. She said that was the day a boy kissed me on the cheek, and I thought I'd gotten pregnant. She then decided to give me the sex talk. FML

#21416031
47 comments

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On 05/26/2015 at 11:40am - intimacy - by shitty shit - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was let go from my job, because I "progress too quickly and there's no promotions available" and I "can find a better place to work at". FML

#21416754
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24268) - you deserved it (1694)

On 05/27/2015 at 6:27pm - work - by smyp - Lithuania (Vilniaus Apskritis)

Today, I was on the train going to work when my travel tea cup began spilling inside my purse, which was on my lap. It went all over my skirt, pooled at the bottom of my feet, and, yes, everyone notice that it happened to be piss-colored yellow. FML

#21417508
48 comments

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On 05/29/2015 at 8:13am - misc - by Great (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while sick with the flu, I had the police called on me by my older neighbors downstairs. They thought I was hosting a party at 3 in the morning. I was really just throwing up constantly. FML

#21415404
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25229) - you deserved it (1526)

On 05/25/2015 at 7:39am - health - by Hooperist (man) - United States (California)



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