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Friday 4 September 2015

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Today, I got fired from my childcare job of five years because the other staff weren't as popular with the kids, so they accused me of being "creepy" because the kids all wanted to play a game with me instead of them. FML

#21463241
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23288) - you deserved it (1234)

On 09/01/2015 at 12:40am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to the orthodontist, and found out when I was supposed to get my braces off. His exact words, "You'll get them off around Christmas... but we're not sure what year." FML

#21463569
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19918) - you deserved it (1353)

On 09/01/2015 at 11:55pm - health - by KenzoBVB - Canada

Today, I finally got the results of months of extensive psychological testing to determine why I did so well in my course but performed so terribly on the job. Turns out I'm autistic. FML

#21463718
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17047) - you deserved it (1153)

On 09/02/2015 at 11:41am - work - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I had to create another signature. I have to use one at the bank and the other around my mother, so that when she tries to cash my paychecks the bank won't let her. FML

#21464185
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18960) - you deserved it (1140)

On 09/03/2015 at 3:54pm - misc - by Why - United States (California)

Today, my mother called me a slut and unladylike because I prefer beer instead of wine. Apparently, beer's only for "unladylike sluts". FML

#21463833
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17165) - you deserved it (1516)

On 09/02/2015 at 5:37pm - misc - by BeerSlut (woman) - Portugal (Vila Real)

Today, I had to pull chunks of digested blanket out of my dog's ass because she refuses to listen to me when I tell her not to eat the damn blanket. I can't stop smelling it. FML

Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML

#21463887
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17907) - you deserved it (1819)

On 09/02/2015 at 8:32pm - kids - by girl on fire (woman) -

Today, I agreed to stay a week with my wife's parents, who she told me were traditional Japanese. I was prepared for having to wear Japanese clothes while in the house, but I wasn't prepared for communal bathing in the same huge bath with her father, grandfather, uncle and two brothers. FML

#21463801
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17489) - you deserved it (1738)

On 09/02/2015 at 4:13pm - misc - by Alan (man) - Germany

Today, I left my phone outside on the grass while I went inside to get a drink. I didn't expect my dad to run over it with the lawn mower. FML

#21463365
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11269) - you deserved it (22709)

On 09/01/2015 at 12:46pm - misc - by RiceCrispyTreats - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML

#21463691
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9298) - you deserved it (19959)

On 09/02/2015 at 9:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - India (Tamil Nadu)

Today, my boss found me on a dating app. He found it perfectly acceptable to message me and didn't understand why I wasn't comfortable with it. He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work. FML

#21463971
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18820) - you deserved it (1406)

On 09/02/2015 at 11:37pm - work - by ihatemyjob - United States (Mississippi)

Today, some friends got upset with me as I wouldn't leave work early and cycle 12 miles to meet them to fix their punctures because they had no spare tubes or repair kits. The same friends that always mock me for being so prepared on bike rides. FML

#21463642
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19688) - you deserved it (1337)

On 09/02/2015 at 5:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I saw my ex for the first time since we broke up. We were on a train next to each other for 6 hours, to a festival where our tents were pitched next to each other. We're here for 5 days. FML

#21462968
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22243) - you deserved it (1992)

On 08/31/2015 at 12:27pm - misc - by NoFunForMe - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)



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