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Thursday 28 May 2015

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Today, I had to write my own notice for enforced redundancy because my boss just went on a two week vacation. He told me to just forge his signature and that, if I wouldn't do it, he'd just make something up to dismiss me on codes of conduct. FML

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend having sex with another woman. They told me to leave so they could finish, and that "we'll all talk this over later." FML

#21416749
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9455) - you deserved it (613)

On 05/27/2015 at 6:03pm - intimacy - by hellno (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I tried to work on my attitude at work. People say I'm mean, so I tried to be nice all day. Apparently I'm now condescending. FML

#21415518
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20719) - you deserved it (3010)

On 05/25/2015 at 1:42pm - work - by Frustrated - United States

Today, I asked my landlady if she could fix the air conditioner that's been broken since I moved in. Instead, she came round and took away my bathroom mirror, along with all the toilet paper. FML

#21415859
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23040) - you deserved it (1620)

On 05/26/2015 at 1:09am - misc - by meh (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, some guy I passed in the street was so high out of his mind, he beat the crap out of me, thinking I was a piñata. FML

#21416582
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17558) - you deserved it (1454)

On 05/27/2015 at 10:21am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Mexico

Today, I was wrestling in a tournament. I was in the finals about to win when the kid threw up on me. They thought I'd hit him in the stomach hard enough to make him throw up, so they disqualified me. FML

#21415763
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22570) - you deserved it (1474)

On 05/25/2015 at 10:24pm - misc - by wrestling probs - United States

Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML

#21415827
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24296) - you deserved it (1493)

On 05/25/2015 at 11:50pm - work - by tmi4me - United States

Today, I was looking at old pictures with my mom and saw one of myself crying in kindergarten. I asked why I was crying. She said that was the day a boy kissed me on the cheek, and I thought I'd gotten pregnant. She then decided to give me the sex talk. FML

#21416031
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23022) - you deserved it (2361)

On 05/26/2015 at 11:40am - intimacy - by shitty shit - United States (Indiana)

Today, I called 911 to report a drunk driver. The operator yelled at me for following the guy and told me to get off the phone because I shouldn't be driving with a phone to my ear. FML

#21416830
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3631) - you deserved it (822)

On 05/27/2015 at 9:28pm - misc - by drivingmecrazy - United States (California)

Today, at work, I dropped two bottles of wine on the floor. Unbelievably, they both didn't break. That, however, did not stop my boss from taking a few points away on my evaluation. My $3 raise is now reduced to $0.25. FML

#21415769
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21234) - you deserved it (2373)

On 05/25/2015 at 10:26pm - work - by A1NoSauce - United States (Florida)

Today, while sick with the flu, I had the police called on me by my older neighbors downstairs. They thought I was hosting a party at 3 in the morning. I was really just throwing up constantly. FML

#21415404
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23690) - you deserved it (1430)

On 05/25/2015 at 7:39am - health - by Hooperist (man) - United States (California)

Today, I finally found my watch after weeks searching for it. It was on my teacher's wrist. FML

#21416691
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8393) - you deserved it (548)

On 05/27/2015 at 3:40pm - misc - by concom - Cyprus

Today, I was let go from my job, because "I progress too quickly and there's no promotions available" and "I can find a better place to work at". FML

#21416754
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8248) - you deserved it (534)

On 05/27/2015 at 6:27pm - work - by smyp - Lithuania (Vilniaus Apskritis)



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