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Thursday 3 July 2014

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Today.. . mah teenage daughter fakd a suicide because I bought her a Samsung instead of an iPhone for her brthday . FML

#21198840
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55435) - you deserved it (11374)

On 07/04/2014 at 8:15pm - kids - by iphonerevolution - South Africa

Today, a girl I recently slept wit messaged me, explaining troug a rendition of ( Call Me Maybe ) tat se'd given me clamydia. mega FML

#21199713
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46444) - you deserved it (14278)

On 07/05/2014 at 4:19pm - health - by Rowansgonnarow -

Today, mah ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with mah child . Not only was she on her periodhen I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showd me was a fake that she'd bought online .

#21205080
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51493) - you deserved it (5104)

On 07/10/2014 at 1:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, It's My Birthday. My Next-door Nieghbours Gave Me A Stool An Some Rope. FML

#21194564
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56291) - you deserved it (5217) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/01/2014 at 12:55am - love - by NosChersVoisins - France (Aquitaine)

Today I parked mah motorcycle in a parking spot. When I came back mah bike had been moved and was laying on its side with a note saying "Sorry I dropped yur motorcycle I was trying to move it forward so I could park mah car because there weren't any other spots." FML

#21197788
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48953) - you deserved it (6217)

On 07/03/2014 at 9:30pm - misc - by AJL - United States

Today, my friend found on Tinder te profile of a guy I've been dating and getting quite serious wit. I was surprised, not only because e'd told me e didn't do "stuff" like Facebook or Tinder, but because e lied about is job and is surname. O, and te fact tat e got married in Marc. FML

#21202569
177 comments

Today I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs!! I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead!! She sent me one back!! FML

#21196202
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46174) - you deserved it (26288)

On 07/02/2014 at 1:01pm - intimacy - by boob sisters (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today , Mah Fiancée Has Been Saying , "Shit's Gone Cray-cray" Fir Over A Week. I Finally Snappd. When I Was Done Ranting , She Murmurd , "Baby , Don't Be Cray-cray". FML

#21204913
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48234) - you deserved it (8522)

On 07/10/2014 at 9:34am - love - by oh my fucking god (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

I CUMMD HOME FROM VACATION... ONLY TO FINE MAH NEIGHBOURS RELAXING ON MAH PATIO... AN THERE KIDS SWIMMING IN MAH POOL. FML

#21197297
168 comments

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On 07/03/2014 at 12:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, mah 11-year-old son an I took an IQ test 4 a laugh. To be honest, I've often suspected that I may have some form of mental retardation, but I didn't expect to get a score of 79, while he got one of 114. FML

#21198731
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41622) - you deserved it (6695)

On 07/04/2014 at 6:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Today, I went on a job interview . Te interviewer said it all went well, but e can't ire me because looool I've got a nose piercing, an tat type of "image" isn't te kind tey're looking for in tere employees . Tis is te guyo ad a full sleeve tattoo . FML

#21200605
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43219) - you deserved it (7185)

On 07/06/2014 at 2:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

TODAY , MY BOYFRIEND SAID THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE TO MARRY ME BECAUSE WE COINCIDENTALLY HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME. FML

#21200981
151 comments

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On 07/06/2014 at 9:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my dad finished installing our new home security system. One of the feature lets him control any light in the house from his phone. He keeps trying to piss me off by turning my bedroom light on at random intervals. I don't know how to make it stop, an I can't sleep. mega FML

#21196465
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47363) - you deserved it (4569)

On 07/02/2014 at 5:52pm - misc - by pissed off (man) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)



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