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Monday 10 March 2014

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Today, at a staff meeting, our boss sighed and asked why I'm always in the meetings instead of my co-worker. I reminded him that it's because I'm the department supervisor, not my co-worker. He wouldn't believe me until he saw it for himself in our personnel files. FML

#21084802
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38857) - you deserved it (3654)

On 03/12/2014 at 12:02pm - work - by KBBL (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had my first job interview after three years of unemployment. I was so happy that I broke down into tears the moment I saw the interviewer. Great first impression. FML

#21083095
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40069) - you deserved it (6222)

On 03/10/2014 at 12:38pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I met my mom's new business partner for the first time. I shook his hand, and introduced myself as "Lisa's daughter". I'm a guy. FML

#21085066
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36714) - you deserved it (12617)

On 03/12/2014 at 6:23pm - work - by CurtisWogan (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boss - AKA Satan - told me I'd better watch out, because I'm now top on his list of people to lay off next time the company downsizes. All I did was give a report to the board admitting that our sales are down this year. He blames me for making him look bad. FML

#21086597
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36257) - you deserved it (3418)

On 03/14/2014 at 3:40pm - work - by fucked (man) - Canada

Today, I was babysitting my nephew and we decided to color together. He drew a picture of someone who looked dead, almost zombie-like, while everyone else looked pretty normal. When I asked who it was, he said in a serious, scary voice, "It's you." FML

#21088838
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37812) - you deserved it (3907)

On 03/17/2014 at 5:51am - kids - by BondingTime - United States (Minnesota)



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