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Thursday 9 January 2014

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Today, I found a great recipe for dinner, and emailed it to myself with the subject "Dinner tonight". Hours later, I'd forgotten all about it, opened my emails, saw the subject line, and thought someone was asking me out to dinner. I got really excited until I saw the sender address. FML

#21019190
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48331) - you deserved it (15164)

On 01/06/2014 at 3:57pm - misc - by Mels (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my sister had me kicked out of her wedding reception for, in the words of her new husband, "harshing the buzz." FML

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58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38453) - you deserved it (5230)

On 01/15/2014 at 10:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my parents used my going away party as a cover up for my sister's surprise party. I didn't know until they brought out the cake. FML

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45 comments

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On 01/09/2014 at 9:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sri Lanka

Today, we were playing charades at school. My word was "head", so I pointed to my face. Nobody on my team got it. But they did guess, "Ugly?!" FML

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43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44505) - you deserved it (4711)

On 01/10/2014 at 11:02pm - misc - by kyyle - United States (Illinois)



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