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Sunday 22 December 2013

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Today, my boyfriend of five years got me a ring for Christmas. When I opened it, I was speechless and overjoyed. He then said, "It's just a ring. It doesn't mean anything." FML

#21003775
111 comments

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On 12/24/2013 at 3:30pm - love - by Wtfbro (woman) - United States

Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML

#20995385
106 comments

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On 12/17/2013 at 12:02am - money - by anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had to pee during a supervised lockdown. I asked my teacher to take me since we couldn't be in the halls alone. Since class was going, she couldn't take me. Much to my dismay, she sent a school-wide email asking for someone to take me to pee. Six teachers took me, including my principal. FML

#20996748
105 comments

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On 12/18/2013 at 4:56am - misc - by Anon - United States (California)

Today, after being married for 20 years, I found out that my wife has accounts on multiple dating sites, "just in case." FML

#21007851
102 comments

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On 12/28/2013 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was admiring a beautiful painting I had hung in my bedroom. My brother kindly pointed out that when flipped upside down, it takes the shape of a lunatic girl with bleeding eyes. Now I can't unsee it. FML

#20994837
96 comments

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On 12/16/2013 at 4:54pm - misc - by nightmarestonite - Canada

Today, my boss decided that a mug and a public 'thank you' were a sufficient substitute for a Christmas bonus. FML

#20998949
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38781) - you deserved it (3758)

On 12/20/2013 at 9:27am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, my car was keyed, while I was still sitting in it. FML

Today, my boyfriend dumped me via Facebook. I cared more about the spelling mistakes he made than the actual message. FML

#20994896
101 comments

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On 12/16/2013 at 5:43pm - love - by dana (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mother was reading an annual Christmas letter from an old university friend. When she remarked that she could have married him instead of my father, I replied that she wouldn't have had me then. She then said, "Exactly, I could have had his daughter instead." FML

#21002184
100 comments

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On 12/23/2013 at 5:44am - kids - by rejected (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, in a desperate attempt to add some variety to my life, I resorted to closing my eyes and picking a random font for my essay paper. FML

#20998799
97 comments

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On 12/20/2013 at 3:02am - misc - by Jess (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML

#21000013
88 comments

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On 12/21/2013 at 9:13am - intimacy - by anon - United States (Florida)

Today, my husband told me yet again that the last two years have been the worst of his life. Our two year anniversary is next week. FML

#21009083
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43826) - you deserved it (4601)

On 12/29/2013 at 4:05am - love - by heart broken - United States

Today, I am sitting next to a guy who very clearly has lice crawling on his head. It's a six hour flight. FML

#21006067
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47472) - you deserved it (2947)

On 12/26/2013 at 11:16am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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