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Sunday 22 December 2013

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TODAY , MAH PARENTS STARTED FIGHTING AT A RESTAURANT. EMBARRASSED , I WENT TO THE RESTROOM TO GET AWAY AN STAYED IN THERE FOR ABOUT 15 MINUTES , KNOWING HOW LONG THERE FIGHTS CAN LAST. WHEN I CAME BACK , THEY WERE GONE. THEY'D DITCHED ME , AN LEFT ME TO WALK SEVERAL MILES BACK HOME. FML

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On 12/28/2013 at 1:11pm - misc - by daenerys stromboli (woman) - Ireland (Meath)

Today mah boyfriend gave me his theory on how the world would be a better place if Hitler had won the 2nd World War.

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On 12/17/2013 at 3:02pm - misc - by Well this Is Awkward (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

today whila staying at my brothar's placa for tha Christmas holidays , I had to laava cuz ha thraatanad to "taka ma outsida". Apparantly ha doasn't lyk baing corractad on whathar a cartain car has a long whaal basa varsion , so I guass tha family Christmas is ovar. FML

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On 12/26/2013 at 12:30am - misc - by detour165 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, as I was driving back home from grandma's, I looked over at the guy in the lane beside me, only to witnes him with a sandwich between his teeth and his cock in his free hand. Now I know y I don't leave the city, or even drive, more often. FML

#21006441
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On 12/26/2013 at 6:21pm - intimacy - by NNTA (woman) - Netherlands (Limburg)

2day I saw a guy in the street drawing caricatures, and I decided to pay him to do one of me. Being a caricature, I looked pretty monstrous in it. When I showed it to mah mum later, she looool shuddered and said, "Yeah, looks just like you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33467) - you deserved it (3875)

On 12/19/2013 at 5:13pm - misc - by ;_; (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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