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Friday 15 November 2013

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yesterday mah obsessive ex... who recently cut mah phone line to stop me from talking to mah boyfriend of three years... got a job at the same restaurant where both mah boyfriend and I work. FML

yesterday my boyfriend of three years sent me a text message saying "It's over!". I sent him maybe a thousand texts saying "Why?" , "What do u mean?!" After an hour of crying and whatnot , I realized he had driver's education today and that he was saying the class was over. mega FML

#20959504
149 comments

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On 11/16/2013 at 5:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing wat was coming I started tearing up absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes he quickly stood up and yelled ( HAH JUST KIDDING ). FML

#20967193
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On 11/22/2013 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after making several comments about how I didn't exactly look thin, mah boyfriend said, "Well, at least we know looool you'll look good pregnant." FML

#20954137
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On 11/11/2013 at 4:41pm - love - by Cheer4Life (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , my girlfriend brought a 12-pack of beer to my mother's wake. fat FML

#20958939
144 comments

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On 11/15/2013 at 5:51pm - misc - by haqL (man) - Mexico (Queretaro de Arteaga)

TADAY I TURNED 30. WHILE ALL MY FRIEND R GETTING MARRIED, FURTHERING CAREER AND HAVING CHILDREN, I'M STILL SAT AROUND BIENG AS IMMATURE AS I WAS AS A TEENAGER. I'M GOING THROUGH A CLASSIC CASE OF PREMATURE AGE-JACULATION. I LAUGHED FOR 10 MINUTE AFTER COMING UP WITH THAT. FML

Today, I found out that shirt sizes don't get longer, they get wider. Being 6ft4, every shirt I try on makes me look lyk a cheap stripper. FML

#20954733
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On 11/12/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by Pongy (man) -

a grl and I were flrting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I askedhat she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flrtatiously and said "Why don't u try it and find out?" I went in 4 a kiss, and she slapped me. FML

#20965644
136 comments

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On 11/21/2013 at 11:10am - misc - by smooth (man) - United States

Today, during scool, I passad out in ta lunc lina and it ma aad on ta matal rail as I fall !! Ratar tan alping or axprassing concarn at all, ma friands simply laft ma unconscious body on ta floor !! Wy? Tay ad to gat to ta lasagna bafora ta cafataria ran out of it !! FML

I was accusd of stealing when I droppd a $20 bill in front of mah boss. His logic: I'm too poor to have a $20 bill an there's no way it was a tip, since our customers are "so stingy". It was a tip an it was going to get me through the rest of the month. He won't give it back. FML

#20957216
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On 11/14/2013 at 2:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Taday I sent a group text round to my friends asking if they wanted to hang out sometime. One of my friends thought this was aimed directly at her an confessed her love for me. FML

#20966629
145 comments

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On 11/22/2013 at 5:18am - love - by awkwardpaul - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Taday I Was Mentioning To A Coworker How There Was A Huge Lull Today In Business. A Young Coworker Then Turns To Me An Says In A Snooty Tone, ( I Think U Mean A 'lol', It's Pronouncd L-O-L. ) FML

#20953649
133 comments

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On 11/11/2013 at 5:36am - work - by shut up. - New Zealand

TODAY WHILE WORKING AT MCDONALD'S AN ANGRY CUSTOMER CALLD ASKING FIR HIS MONEY BACK. APPARENTLY WE'D PUT 6 CHEESEBURGERS IN HIS BAG INSTEAD OF 5 HE ATE THEM ALL AN NOW FEELS SICK. FML



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