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Monday 28 October 2013

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YESTERDAY MAH GIRLFRIEND DECIDD TO BREAK UP WITH ME OVER FACEBOOK. UNFORTUNATELY... SHE "ACCIDENTALLY" POSTD IT ON MAH WALL INSTEAD OF SENDING ME A MESSAGE... SO THE WHOLE WORLD COULD SEE IT. MY MOM LIKD HER POST. FML

#20939479
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48504) - you deserved it (3645)

On 10/30/2013 at 7:39pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today my boss came around to my way of thinking!! He called our customers a ( bunch of assholes ) an to kick them out if they gave me trouble!! When a lady began yelling at me 4 ( setting the damn prices too high ) I told her to leave!! My boss soon bitched me out 4 being unprofessional!! fat FML

#20941693
69 comments

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On 11/01/2013 at 6:47pm - work - by choke on a dick, sir (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I had the pleasure of driving in central London for the first time, to recover mah drunk husband from his looool own brilliance, puking on the feet of Winston Churchill's statue in Parliament Square. At 4 am. FML

#20944193
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On 11/03/2013 at 5:53pm - love - by I am not amused! (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

2DAY I WAS AT A FAMILY MEETING ABOUT OPENING UP A BUSINESS. DURING IT , I HAD AN ALLERGIC REACTION AND MY THROAT BEGAN TO CLOSE. NOBODY TRIED TO HELP. IN FACT , PICTURES WERE TAKEN. FML

Today, when I locked mah newly repaired bike up, I carefully took the new rear light off it so that nobody could steal said light. Somebody stole mah bike. At least I have a red light to play with. FML

#20936443
64 comments

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On 10/28/2013 at 2:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, I had to go to a big dinner with my insane relatives. Highlights of conversation included my sister telling us about the "country of Iowa", my dad accusing me of faking my chronic fatigue syndrome, and my grandpa claiming that Nelson Mandela is the Antichrist. mega FML

#20941414
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35625) - you deserved it (2930)

On 11/01/2013 at 2:38pm - misc - by FUCK ME, MAKE IT STOP (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

2day my mother was talking about a holiday she went on this time last year . She turned to me to say, "You would've loved it, it's a shame you couldn't come" . I was there . It was just the two of us on holiday together . FML

#20938197
50 comments

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On 10/29/2013 at 6:09pm - misc - by Liv (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

today I ad to listen to ma boss say ( Arabica beans ) in a goofy , fake New England accent every time te McDonald's ice coffee commercial came on te radio. I workd a 12-our sift. mega FML

#20937230
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On 10/28/2013 at 8:53pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today,hile driving in the car with my father, he handed me his iPhone an asked me to Google "Is ObamaCare good 4 our country?" As soon as I typed in "Is", the first result was "Is olive oil good 4 anal." FML

#20942318
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On 11/02/2013 at 9:21am - intimacy - by justme - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that I'm highly-placd in mah wrestling competition this year. I also found out that I have mono an won't be able to take part 4 at least the first half of the competition. FML

#20939045
48 comments

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On 10/30/2013 at 12:43pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I gave a short presentation at a neighborhood watch event to raise awareness of pickpocketing an to give tips on how to avoid becoming a victim of it. After I got back home, I realized my wallet was missing from my pocket. FML

#20940212
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36483) - you deserved it (5750)

On 10/31/2013 at 12:58pm - work - by "ironyyyyyyy" -_- (man) - United States (Virginia)



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