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Monday 21 October 2013

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Today, I overcame my stage fright and got up in front of a café audience with my acoustic guitar to sing a few of my songs. Some asshat kept yelling stuff like "NEEDS MORE COWBELL!" and "FREEBIRD!", which made me lose my nerve and flee. FML

#20937310
83 comments

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On 10/28/2013 at 9:57pm - misc - by NickDrakeFan (man) - United States

Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML

#20928538
81 comments

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On 10/21/2013 at 2:53am - health - by anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, a friend sent me to a guy he knows who repairs various electronics for a very low price. Good news: he fixed my malfunctioning iPad. Bad news: it took me several hours to notice that he'd carved the words DOUCHE and HIPSTER into the back panel. FML

#20934676
76 comments

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On 10/26/2013 at 3:48pm - money - by fuckyouverymuch - United States (California)

Today, I had my first interview in over a year. I panicked and passed out. FML

#20932303
71 comments

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On 10/24/2013 at 11:52am - work - by s13495 (man) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull, City of)

Today, my professor tried to scare the hiccups out of me. Some pee came out instead. FML

#20937069
76 comments

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On 10/28/2013 at 6:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML

#20932181
76 comments

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On 10/24/2013 at 8:52am - misc - by French - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I opened up to my parents about my depression. Their response was to have a very heated discussion about whose fault it was. FML

#20929825
74 comments

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On 10/22/2013 at 12:44am - health - by Anonymous - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML

#20929016
72 comments

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On 10/21/2013 at 3:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, while working as a paramedic, we got called to an assisted living home. The medical emergency? The woman had a leak in her bathroom and wanted it fixed. FML

#20931468
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35369) - you deserved it (2305)

On 10/23/2013 at 6:41pm - health - by random - United States (Texas)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for well over an hour while riding it up to my weight and fitness class. Very funny, universe. FML

#20932462
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36652) - you deserved it (8712)

On 10/24/2013 at 3:16pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my little sister is having a friend spend the night. Our rooms are right next to one another and the walls are thin. We are now entering the fourth hour of a singing contest so off-key that it should be illegal. FML

#20933172
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40873) - you deserved it (3200)

On 10/25/2013 at 2:48am - misc - by ThisIsAgony - United States (Nevada)

Today, I got a call from an angry parent telling me that I'm teaching her son and the other children in the class "wrong philosophies". This was all because I explained to the class that Michigan is divided into two parts. FML

#20930470
66 comments

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On 10/22/2013 at 5:02pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to the doctor to see why my walking pneumonia wasn't getting any better. It had. I've just somehow managed to also contract mono... while sitting home, alone. FML

#20935493
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38687) - you deserved it (2516)

On 10/27/2013 at 10:30am - health - by BadLuck (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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