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Friday 18 October 2013

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Today, I had to buy a new boxcutter for work after our old one broke. It came in a box, the type which policy requires a boxcutter to open. FML

#20922948
81 comments

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On 10/16/2013 at 5:42pm - misc - by Awahso - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had my first interview in over a year. I panicked and passed out. FML

#20932303
71 comments

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On 10/24/2013 at 11:52am - work - by s13495 (man) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull, City of)

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

#20923824
72 comments

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On 10/17/2013 at 9:43am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML

#20923915
76 comments

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On 10/17/2013 at 12:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, after applying at over 30 businesses over the past 6 months, I have had not one single call. I later find out that I was using my old phone number on the applications, and my secondary phone was my mom's. She thought they were telemarketers. FML

#20922298
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On 10/16/2013 at 12:40am - work - by LFE - United States (Texas)

Today, I started training as a bartender. My very first client told me how his wife is sleeping with her sister's husband. He then told me that all the women he knows only want sex, and asked me why "we" were like that. He could be my dad. FML

#20924792
74 comments

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On 10/18/2013 at 1:14am - intimacy - by nerdywaitress (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was using my new curling iron to curl my hair. I was sitting down. Suddenly I dropped the iron and, as a reflex, I caught it between my bare thighs. FML

#20927250
71 comments

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On 10/20/2013 at 8:39am - health - by cantcloselegs (woman) - United States

Today, I met up on a blind date. He took a phone call one drink in and said he had to leave because he didn't know it was his buddy's birthday, and they were having a party without him. I offered to split the bill and put out a $20. He got up, unlocked the bicycle behind us and rode off. FML

#20927940
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On 10/20/2013 at 7:21pm - love - by single (woman) - United States

Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML

#20932181
76 comments

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On 10/24/2013 at 8:52am - misc - by French - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I opened up to my parents about my depression. Their response was to have a very heated discussion about whose fault it was. FML

#20929825
74 comments

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On 10/22/2013 at 12:44am - health - by Anonymous - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

Today, I was maced. Not by a person, but rather by one of those automatic air fresheners in the bathroom. It was conveniently placed at eye level, you know, for freshness. FML

#20921961
70 comments

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On 10/15/2013 at 8:38pm - health - by erockinthesuburb (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML

#20929016
72 comments

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On 10/21/2013 at 3:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, while working as a paramedic, we got called to an assisted living home. The medical emergency? The woman had a leak in her bathroom and wanted it fixed. FML

#20931468
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35400) - you deserved it (2306)

On 10/23/2013 at 6:41pm - health - by random - United States (Texas)



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