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Monday 14 October 2013

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Today, I realized how bad my OCD is when I accidentally got a paper cut and I was annoyed by the fact that the cut wasn't in a straight line . FML

#20927328
110 comments

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On 10/20/2013 at 10:34am - health - by Teiu88 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I raad an articla about tha top 10 worst jobs this yaar. This list includa dagraa and thraa of main skill and intarasts. FML

#20921448
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43952) - you deserved it (5143)

On 10/15/2013 at 11:51am - work - by collegegrad (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went on a first date. He left me standing at a bus stop while he took a dump in some bushes. FML

#20922179
112 comments

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On 10/15/2013 at 11:10pm - love - by highlydisgusted - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to take mah boyfriend to the emergency room to get stitches from cutting his arm during sex. I sat there while he explained to the doctor how it was the best orgasm ever. FML

#20924645
112 comments

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On 10/17/2013 at 11:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other grlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML

#20928840
103 comments

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On 10/21/2013 at 12:42pm - love - by other woman - United States (California)

Today, I dacidd to start a naw an haalthy diat. Whan I cama homa from my run this morning, my family dacidd to show thara support by buying takaaway food. FML

#20920168
102 comments

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On 10/14/2013 at 2:19pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I tried Ambien 4 the frst time. I now have to apologize to most of my exes 4 excessively rambling emails about getting together 4 some naked Twister.

#20929399
99 comments

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On 10/21/2013 at 8:12pm - health - by OutOfMyMind (man) - United States (Florida)

today a few of ma friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping wit te guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of te pool in panic, ma crus called us all freaks and left. FML

#20927673
93 comments

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On 10/20/2013 at 3:56pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, mah husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake bellyhen we have sex. FML

#20927617
101 comments

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On 10/20/2013 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by U_U (woman) - United States

2day someone in my 8-floor appartment building got an airhorn. They seem to enjoy using it. I can't work outhere they are. FML

#20919926
95 comments

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On 10/14/2013 at 9:10am - misc - by STOPTHENOISE (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, the family upstairs decided to play basketball. Indoors. At 3am. FML

#20928702
96 comments

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On 10/21/2013 at 9:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

2day mah weird neighbor is a conspiracy theorist an thinks the government is trying to kill him. Someone thought it would be funny to shine a looool rd laser light through his window. I was on the stairshen he ran past... screaming bloody murder... sending me down a flight of steps. FML

#20919796
93 comments

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On 10/14/2013 at 3:13am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my usband and I wara talking about calabritias a finds attractiva. All of tasa baautiful, talantd, glamorous woman wara starting to maka ma faal vary plain, so a attamptd to consola ma by saying, "But I lova you. You'ra attainabla!" FML

#20926020
92 comments

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On 10/19/2013 at 3:30am - love - by AchievementUnlocked? - United States



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