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Monday 14 October 2013

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Today, I went on a first date. He left me standing at a bus stop while he took a dump in some bushes. FML

#20922179
112 comments

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On 10/15/2013 at 11:10pm - love - by highlydisgusted - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized how bad my OCD is when I accidentally got a paper cut and I was annoyed by the fact that the cut wasn't in a straight line. FML

#20927328
110 comments

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On 10/20/2013 at 10:34am - health - by Teiu88 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I read an article about the top 10 worst jobs this year. This list includes my degree and three of my main skills and interests. FML

#20921448
107 comments

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On 10/15/2013 at 11:51am - work - by collegegrad (man) - United States (New York)

Today, we had a safety meeting at my warehouse job. They had an entire power point based around their message, "Stop getting hurt; it costs the company too much money." FML

#20925040
105 comments

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On 10/18/2013 at 10:29am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML

#20928840
103 comments

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On 10/21/2013 at 12:42pm - love - by other woman - United States (California)

Today, I decided to start a new and healthy diet. When I came home from my run this morning, my family decided to show their support by buying takeaway food. FML

#20920168
102 comments

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On 10/14/2013 at 2:19pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake belly when we have sex. FML

#20927617
102 comments

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On 10/20/2013 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by U_U (woman) - United States

Today, my brother sent me an image by Skype, saying I really had to see it. I figured it was some kind of stupid joke, but I tried to look anyway. It wouldn't open. Turns out he thought he could just rename the ".exe" on a virus to ".jpg" and it would still run. My brother's a cretin. FML

#20926554
97 comments

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On 10/19/2013 at 4:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the family upstairs decided to play basketball. Indoors. At 3am. FML

#20928702
97 comments

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On 10/21/2013 at 9:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, someone in my 8-floor appartment building got an airhorn. They seem to enjoy using it. I can't work out where they are. FML

#20919926
96 comments

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On 10/14/2013 at 9:10am - misc - by STOPTHENOISE (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I tried Ambien for the first time. I now have to apologize to most of my exes for excessively rambling emails about getting together for some naked Twister. FML

#20929399
96 comments

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On 10/21/2013 at 8:12pm - health - by OutOfMyMind (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML

#20921216
94 comments

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On 10/15/2013 at 2:49am - love - by notready (man) - Australia

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

#20927673
93 comments

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On 10/20/2013 at 3:56pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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