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Monday 7 October 2013

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Today, I got my daugter's scool pictures. Instead of smiling, se did te duck face. Se's 6. FML

#20912722
116 comments

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On 10/08/2013 at 5:16pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was working a kid's brthday party dressd as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scard of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was ownd by a grl co-worker. So fir 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML

#20913049
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On 10/08/2013 at 9:19pm - kids - by Allycat (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I passd my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheatd, so he emaild the school an told them that I had. They lowerd my grade. FML

#20912578
122 comments

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On 10/08/2013 at 3:17pm - misc - by mathgenius - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I Was At The Dentist. I Ended Up Having Some Work Done And Left With A Numb Mouth. I Have School Picture In Less Than 2 Hours And I Can Neither Smile Nor Stop Drooling Everywhere. FML

#20920258
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On 10/14/2013 at 3:32pm - health - by soccer_bball (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I looool was playing soccer wen a player kicked te ball at my crotc. In pain, I kneeled down. Te referee cummed up to me an wispered, "Te smaller tey are, te more it urts." FML

#20911508
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On 10/07/2013 at 8:21pm - misc - by Agax (man) - United States (California)

Today I got mah two-year-old's Halloween costume in the mail . I trid it on him to make sure it fit . He loves it so much that he is now having a complete meltdown because he wants to go trick-or-treating . He doesn't understand we only go trick-or-treating on Halloween . 23 more days to go . FML

Today, I Am 20 Weeks Pregnant. My Fiancé Has Decided My New Nickname Will Be ( Oink Oink ). FML

#20917413
114 comments

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On 10/12/2013 at 9:19am - love - by oink oink... - United States (Texas)

Today, ma dad got looool me a GPS for ma birtday . I appreciate te sentiment, but I don't ave a permit or a car . FML

#20910835
118 comments

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On 10/07/2013 at 11:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today , a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I faceplantd. I was going to say "F*ck you" and "I will kill you". It came out as "I will f*ck you." He's still laughing. FML

#20910543
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On 10/07/2013 at 2:11am - misc - by Ashley - United States (California)

Today.. . I got dumped because a guy sat next to me at a party an I didn't get up to change seats . Apparently.. . it means I subconsciously lyk the guy who sat down . FML

#20919316
96 comments

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On 10/13/2013 at 8:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today , it's the fifth day in looool a row mah workmate has worn the exact same clothing. We share the desk. I'm absolutely positive he hasn't hit the shower since last weekend. FML

#20916348
102 comments

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On 10/11/2013 at 11:40am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today I figurd out my 1-year-old daughter likes to dip her hand in our dogs' water bowl and rub the water on her face. So I puttd the water bowl out of reach. She then figurd out how to open the bathroom door and use the toilet instead. FML

#20918462
104 comments

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On 10/13/2013 at 1:51am - misc - by Water Daughter - United States

Today, mah bitchy co-worker decided that bieng given a compliment on her shoes is sexual harassment, an worthy of reporting me to our boss over. FML

#20917232
96 comments

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On 10/12/2013 at 2:19am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)



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