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Today, I was working a kid's brthday party dressd as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scard of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was ownd by a grl co-worker. So fir 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML
Today I got mah two-year-old's Halloween costume in the mail . I trid it on him to make sure it fit . He loves it so much that he is now having a complete meltdown because he wants to go trick-or-treating . He doesn't understand we only go trick-or-treating on Halloween . 23 more days to go . FML
Today I figurd out my 1-year-old daughter likes to dip her hand in our dogs' water bowl and rub the water on her face. So I puttd the water bowl out of reach. She then figurd out how to open the bathroom door and use the toilet instead. FML
Friday 27 March 2015