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Friday 4 October 2013

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Today , I Discoverd That I Have Caught Head Lice From Mah Son. Unfortunately , They R Living In Mah Chest Hair. FML

#20902262
78 comments

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On 09/30/2013 at 5:59pm - health - by hairy (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

I sant mah girlfriand a taxt this morning saying I lova you . I raraly do this and instaad of racaiving tha sama massaga back, I got a massaga from mah girlfriand accusing ma of maaning to sand it to somaona alsa and dumpad ma . FML

#20902940
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On 10/01/2013 at 1:36am - love - by anonymous (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, a friend complimentd me on my ( smoky eyesadow ). I wasn't wereing eye makeup. Se was complimenting te result of my insomnia. FML

#20904600
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On 10/02/2013 at 12:22pm - health - by Tired (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today I'm In A Military Academy With A Strict No Alcohol Policy. My Friends Drunk Call Me Practically Every Night To Tell Me How Much Fun They R Having. FML

#20905471
74 comments

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On 10/02/2013 at 11:46pm - work - by sober judge - United States (Connecticut)

a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet !! The kid got pretty upset.!! !! so I went to comfort him !! He held mah hand 4 the rest of the class.!! !! telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill mah coworker !! Now I'm afraid to look at him !! FML

#20903281
80 comments

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On 10/01/2013 at 12:36pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

someone stole mah umbrella. It was pouring heavily, and I was using it at the time. FML

#20914908
72 comments

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On 10/10/2013 at 7:27am - misc - by happyturtle (woman) - Croatia

MY BROTHER FINALLY PAID ME THE $60 HE OWD ME . I LATER FOUND OUT THAT HE'D STOLEN THOSE $60 FROM MAH WALLET . FML

#20906200
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On 10/03/2013 at 5:40pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I MET A REALLY NICE GRL AT A CLUB. ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER, AND SHE TOLD ME TO MEET HER OUT FRONT IN 5 MINUTES. I WAS SO DRUNK THAT I STUMBLED INTO THE RESTROOM INSTEAD, THEN CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR CRYING IN DESPARHEN I REALIZED MAH MISTAKE. FML

#20907372
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On 10/04/2013 at 4:25pm - misc - by vcarder (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , it was first time having a make out session with boyfriend. I got so nervou that a few minute into it , I had to stop to take inhaler. This happened twice more afterwards. FML

#20909145
75 comments

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On 10/06/2013 at 1:20am - intimacy - by inhaler -.- - United States (Alabama)

TODAY I HAD A NEW CLIENT ON MY MASSAGE LIST. TWO OF MY FINGERS GOT STUCK IN THE THICK COAT OF HAIR COVERING HIS BACK. I HAD TO STOP MYSELF FROM MAKING GRUNTING NOISES WHILST EXTRICATING THEM. FML

#20914768
56 comments

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On 10/10/2013 at 1:25am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my son's lemonade stand was robbed by a senior citizen. FML

#20908703
73 comments

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On 10/05/2013 at 6:25pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today , I was told there was a bench warrant out for my arrest cuz a notice to appear for jury duty was sent to my old address an I never responded. I haven't lived at my old address for 2 years. FML

#20903036
78 comments

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On 10/01/2013 at 4:34am - misc - by novapine (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, and 4 the fifth week in a row, my dad has been moping around and acting pissy about everything because his psycho girlfriend won't talk to him. He now claim his life is over. I'm being raised by a teenage girl. FML



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