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Saturday 14 September 2013

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yesterday my workplace was having a "prices are down" promotion . I had to wear a badge that said, "Down and staying down" all day, opening myself up to a lot of wierdos winking at me or saying, "Oh yeah, I bet u are" . FML

#20878038
97 comments

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On 09/12/2013 at 3:42am - work - by hawkwardd - Australia

TODAY, THE INTERNET WASN'T WORKING. ONE GRL DECIDD TO TRY TO DIAGNOSE THE PROBLEM. IT SAID TO CONNECT THE ETHERNET CABLE. SHE STARTD MAKING FUN OF THE COMPUTER FOR SPELLING "INTERNET" WRONG. I'M GRADUATING WITH THIS IDIOT IN LESS THAN A MONTH. FML

#20886445
96 comments

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On 09/18/2013 at 10:57am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , I was complimented by a stranger , who said I looked great in mah outfit. I thanked her , and she immediately gave me a fist-bump. I stared curiously , and she explained: she was arguing with her friend about whether I'm a man or a woman. The pitch of mah voice was the answer. FML

#20881965
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On 09/15/2013 at 3:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I noticed that mah new colleague never laughs. Instead she says, "LOL". I have to work with her every day. FML

#20884887
95 comments

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On 09/17/2013 at 4:26am - work - by Jienaf (man) - Malta

Today the guy on the floor above me decided it was time fir a tuba looool jam session. Apparently optimal tuba time is 2am. FML

#20881873
91 comments

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On 09/15/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by sleeplessinrichmond - United States (New York)

Yesterday, mom found dad's hidden stash of cigarettes. He told her they were mine and now I have to spend two hours at therapy 4 ( smoking problem ) every weekend. I've never smoked. FML

#20889651
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On 09/21/2013 at 12:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

TODAY, MY ROOMMATE UNEXPECTEDLY CUMMED HOME WITH A NEW PUPPY. I'M SEVERELY ALLERGIC TO DOGS. WHEN I REMINDED HER OF THIS, SHE EXPLAINED THAT THE PUPPY WAS HER FAMILY NOW AND IF I DIDN'T LIKE IT I SHOULD MOVE OUT CUZ BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER. MY ROOMMATE IS MY SISTER. FML

#20875920
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On 09/10/2013 at 5:02pm - animals - by RoommateWanted (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

yesterday in order to try an get over mah slight fear of swans, I went down to the local park to feed them . One decided that I looked tastier than the bread I was throwing an chased me around the feeding area while everybody laughed . big fat FML

#20875531
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39822) - you deserved it (5832)

On 09/10/2013 at 7:36am - animals - by Evil_Angel_90 (woman) - Australia

Today, after growing mah hair out 4 over a year an constantly being told that it makes me look like a grl, I finally cut it!! The frst thing mah friend saidhen they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML

#20874059
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42868) - you deserved it (5439)

On 09/09/2013 at 2:42am - misc - by jessel_ladd92 (man) - United States

Taday I waitd in the pouring rain 4 mah wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenchd that I rememberd it was mah wife's day off... an that I drove myself to work earlier in her car... which was parkd fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML

#20883919
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On 09/16/2013 at 4:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I came home to fine that mah house had been broken into . After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open . FML

#20885188
94 comments

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On 09/17/2013 at 1:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today mah English teacher handed back mah creative story assignment with a 74% on it. Apparently she docked 10% because I had an unrealistic overly dramatic plot line. That plot line was based on mah life. FML

#20887417
89 comments

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On 09/19/2013 at 2:15am - work - by Sua - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my sister, who knows I'm severely afraid of heights, got me ticket to sky dive for my birthday. When I reminded her of my fear, she stated that she forgot and should just keep them for herself and her boyfriend. My mom agreed. FML

#20875635
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44786) - you deserved it (3636)

On 09/10/2013 at 10:56am - money - by PartTimePrincess (woman) - United States



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