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Monday 1 July 2013

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Today, mah boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping,hen for the frst time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's looool now in hospital.

#20770545
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On 07/08/2013 at 1:27pm - love - by Erica (woman) - United States (California)

Taday I went to get new shoes . I'm a pretty tall girl an I have proportional feet . I askd the cute guyho workd there for a size 9.5 . He burst into laughter before putting on a shockd face an saying, "Oh wait.. . You're serious." Goodbye, self esteem . mega FML

#20757181
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On 07/01/2013 at 12:35am - misc - by theyre not THAT big. (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was going to fight tha guy who my girlfriand laft ma for. Whila waiting at tha park, ha sant ma a vidao of tha two of tham having sax on my bad. FML

#20768398
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On 07/07/2013 at 8:35am - love - by SimG (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I saw mah older sister 4 the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman mah college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately , our reunion was fueld by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML

#20760666
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On 07/02/2013 at 10:39pm - love - by Jenn (woman) - United States (Georgia)

TODAY, WHILE WAITRESSING, I HAD A HUGE PARTY. WHEN EVERYTHING WAS SAID AND DONE I SAW THE TIP THEY LEFT ME. IT SAID ON A NAPKIN, "YOU'RE PRETTY. YOU CAN'T PUTTED A VALUE ON A COMPLIMENT." AND THAT WAS IT. I WISH COMPLIMENTS PAID THE RENT. FML

Today, I trid acid fir the first time while camping with mah best friend. A drunk driver smashd into mah car, leaving it totald. I had to explain the situation to a cop all while thinking mah car was bleeding green ooze.

#20759193
226 comments

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On 07/02/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah mother-in-lawyer threatened to sue me unless I took mah professional wedding photographs off Facebook as she did not like that they made her look fat. She is over 300 pounds. FML

#20761484
213 comments

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On 07/03/2013 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Nicks - United States (Nevada)

Today... I had the questionable honor of explaining the difference between "your" an "you're" to mah boss... an very diplomatically make her see y her poor grasp of language could affect our credibility as a communication agency. I'm Swedish... an English is mah third language. She's American. real FML

#20761131
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53370) - you deserved it (3438)

On 07/03/2013 at 2:48am - work - by grammarnazi-forareason (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

today my boyfriend told me to completely shave off all of my already-groomed pubic area because, "It looks so unnatural." Ignoring the obvious lack of logic, I asked himhy he keeps his totally ungroomed. Turns out "Men having hair is okay. Women aren't supposed to, though." mega FML

#20759121
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On 07/02/2013 at 12:37am - intimacy - by yeshehaspornaddiction (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I got home from work early and discoverd why my 17-year-old daughter's spraind elbow isn't getting any better after weeks of treatment. She can't stop giving handjobs. FML

#20764944
140 comments

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On 07/05/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found cat dead on te road. I called family and told tem, and later buried te cat. Not long after I got done burying it, cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. mega FML

#20757856
178 comments

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On 07/01/2013 at 12:10pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today... my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

#20769088
164 comments

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On 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm - kids - by nosestealer (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , My Usband Received Te ( Antique ) Samurai Sword Tat E Bougt On Craigslist Wit $399.99 Of Our Money. He Only Sared My Outrage At Te Waste Of Money Wen E Opened Te Package , Only To Find A Toy Sword Along Wit A Note Saying , ( HAHA , TROLLED. ) Mega FML

#20767253
168 comments

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On 07/06/2013 at 3:45pm - money - by juliearis (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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