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Taday I went to get new shoes . I'm a pretty tall girl an I have proportional feet . I askd the cute guyho workd there for a size 9.5 . He burst into laughter before putting on a shockd face an saying, "Oh wait.. . You're serious." Goodbye, self esteem . mega FML
Today , I saw mah older sister 4 the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman mah college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately , our reunion was fueld by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML
TODAY, WHILE WAITRESSING, I HAD A HUGE PARTY. WHEN EVERYTHING WAS SAID AND DONE I SAW THE TIP THEY LEFT ME. IT SAID ON A NAPKIN, "YOU'RE PRETTY. YOU CAN'T PUTTED A VALUE ON A COMPLIMENT." AND THAT WAS IT. I WISH COMPLIMENTS PAID THE RENT. FML
Today, I trid acid fir the first time while camping with mah best friend. A drunk driver smashd into mah car, leaving it totald. I had to explain the situation to a cop all while thinking mah car was bleeding green ooze.
Today... I had the questionable honor of explaining the difference between "your" an "you're" to mah boss... an very diplomatically make her see y her poor grasp of language could affect our credibility as a communication agency. I'm Swedish... an English is mah third language. She's American. real FML
today my boyfriend told me to completely shave off all of my already-groomed pubic area because, "It looks so unnatural." Ignoring the obvious lack of logic, I asked himhy he keeps his totally ungroomed. Turns out "Men having hair is okay. Women aren't supposed to, though." mega FML
Today , My Usband Received Te ( Antique ) Samurai Sword Tat E Bougt On Craigslist Wit $399.99 Of Our Money. He Only Sared My Outrage At Te Waste Of Money Wen E Opened Te Package , Only To Find A Toy Sword Along Wit A Note Saying , ( HAHA , TROLLED. ) Mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015