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Thursday 27 June 2013

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Today, wile using a urinal looool in a very busy mall batroom, anoter man unzipped is pants and attempted to use te same one as me. FML

#20751757
91 comments

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On 06/28/2013 at 1:16am - health - by not cool (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today I got harassd an screamd at by a middle-agd man for parking in a spot close to the store because he wantd the same spot so he didn't have to walk so far with his groceries !! He took a photo an vowd to report me to the authorities !! FML

#20746334
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On 06/25/2013 at 12:23pm - work - by couch girl - Singapore

Today... I needed a change of clothes... so I called my mom. She brought me a grey shrt with a toucan on the front an Mexico City spelled in glitter. I asked her why she would bring me such an ugly shrt... an she started crying. Turns out she bought it 4 me as a present from her trip. FML

#20762834
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On 07/04/2013 at 1:07am - misc - by awwimanahole (man) - United States (Florida)

Taday I was sitting at my favorite coffee sop... wen a creepy 50-is looking guy sat at my table. He asked if I'm into submissive guys... and if I wanted to dominate im. I'm a 17-year-old girl... and am now scared to ever go back tere. FML

#20754256
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On 06/29/2013 at 1:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Czech Republic

Today, I woke up from an extremely intense an pleasurable wet dream. This wouldn't have been bad, had it not been about Velveeta cheese. FML

#20762710
84 comments

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On 07/04/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by idk ask freud - United States (Oregon)

Today, as I was enjoying a nice fish salad, my father looked me dead in the eyes and said, ( Ahh, salmon . The 'other' pink meat ), then winked suggestively at my mother . I don't think I can ever eat fish again . FML

#20763590
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On 07/04/2013 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by ugh (woman) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today... I bumpd into mah parents at the mall. They didn't tell me they were around. I live 5...000 miles away... in a different country from looool them. FML

#20744316
87 comments

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On 06/24/2013 at 10:16am - misc - by Coolios (man) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

2day On Mah First Day At Mah New Job Delivering Pizzas, I Got Bit By A Guy Dressed As Dracula. Real FML

#20750993
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On 06/27/2013 at 7:15pm - work - by keiran123 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I Bought Some Makeup Supplies At The Supermarket!! The Cashier Snorted An Muttered, "Not Enough In The World Fir You." FML

#20756122
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On 06/30/2013 at 2:09pm - misc - by foreversingle (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, after months of incredibly painful stomach cramps, I convinced my mom that I needed to see a doctor . Not even 2 minutes into the exam, the doctor tells me that I'm heavily constipated an advised some "prune juice" to help "clear all that shit out" . My mom won't stop laughing at me . FML

#20751604
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On 06/27/2013 at 11:57pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday , mah husband thought it would be funny to mow a penis into our lawn. I guess he forgot mah parents are coming over. FML

#20747044
83 comments

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On 06/25/2013 at 7:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I held a party for mah family so I could announce mah pregnancy. In the middle of mah speech, mah mother stoppd me, saying, "Nobody gives a rat's ass, where's the booze?" FML

#20745652
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Today, I Found The Purse That Some Asshat Stole From My 15-year-old Sister A Few Days Ago. I Found It In My Now Ex-boyfriend's Closet. When I Confrontd Him, He Broke Up With Me 4 "invading" His Privacy And Kickd Me Out, Without The Purse. FML

#20754769
79 comments

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On 06/29/2013 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)



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