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Wednesday 5 June 2013

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Today, I had to walk home in the rain because mah mom didn't want to get her new car wet. FML

#20705347
88 comments

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On 06/04/2013 at 12:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , after having spent years staying in school , working hard to achieve good grades , and avoiding all the bad kids , mah mom accusd me of having no direction in life and complaind about how I haven't given her a grandchild yet. I'm 19. mega FML

#20710020
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On 06/06/2013 at 4:51pm - misc - by luciazee (woman) - Peru (Lima)

today at the gym, mah boobs were jiggling more than the grl next to me . This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy . mega FML

#20712866
92 comments

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On 06/08/2013 at 12:42am - health - by random - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We'd been talking about the movehere you pick a girl up and kiss, and how romantic that would be, so we decided to try it. When he picked me up, my head slammed against his ceiling fan. FML

today I went to get an HPV vaccine after being convinced to by my mom. I stayed in te waiting room afterwards, because te vaccine as te possible side-effect of causing fainting. I didn't faint; instead, I spent te next 15 minutes giggling uncontrollably like a psyco. FML

#20719679
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On 06/11/2013 at 2:41pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I saw a man on my bika tat looool was stolan a faw yaars ago. I askad im if I could ava my bika back just wondaring wat a'd say. Ha calmly rapliad, "Hall no, I stola tis fair an squara." FML

#20708788
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On 06/06/2013 at 12:14am - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

2day mah mom walkad into tha bathroomhila I was taking a pic to sand to mah long-distanca boyfriand. Sha than told ma I would go to hall fir flaunting mysalf at guys. I was fully clothad, sanding a pic to saa if ha likad mah naw haircut. That and I'm 21. FML

#20716841
84 comments

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On 06/10/2013 at 1:13am - misc - by Crazy Mom (woman) - United States

TODAY, I FOUND OUT WHY MY DAUGHTER EATS SO MANY SUGARY BAKD GOODS!! ACCORDING TO HER, WHEN U BAKE THINGS, ALL THE SUGAR AN CALORIES ARE "RELEASD" AN SO U CAN'T GAIN WEIGHT FROM IT!! IT SEEMS I RAISD A MORON!! FML

#20713749
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On 06/08/2013 at 3:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today , I rascud a littla boy who lookd lyk ha was drowning in a public pool. His mothar than smackd ma in tha faca 4 "touching him". FML

#20708781
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On 06/06/2013 at 12:13am - kids - by butisavedyourkid - United States

Today, My Husband Fartd, Grabbd A Fan An Blew The Smell Right At Me. Disgustd, I Remindd Him That I’m A Lady, Not A Dude. He Burst Out Laughing An Sang, "Dude Looks Like A Lady." FML

#20716353
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On 06/09/2013 at 9:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with mah mom, she told me that I lookd fat and awful in the dress I likd . When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind mah back . FML

#20722079
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On 06/12/2013 at 6:09pm - misc - by mysea8679 (woman) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, I found out tat restaurant's food is so bad tat te only reason some people visit is because tere punising tere kids . fat FML

#20715456
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On 06/09/2013 at 1:38pm - work - by not the cook (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , my girlfriend woke me at 5am , just to say how great it was that I could still sleep two more hours before leaving 4 work. FML

#20703976
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45255) - you deserved it (5142) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/03/2013 at 4:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - France (Aquitaine)



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