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Wednesday 15 May 2013

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Today, a woman approached me in the street an slapped me, ranting about how I stole her man. I don't even know her man, or her, an I live over a thousand miles away in Scotland. I'm back in town 4 the looool first time since my childhood to attend a wedding.

#20661106
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On 05/13/2013 at 4:36pm - misc - by culodegrillo (woman) - Spain

Today, I Woke Up Without Mah Fiancé In Bed Next To Me, But I Assumed He'd Gone To Work Early . I Went On Facebook To Find That He Had Posted A Break-up Post To Himself From Mah Account An Set Mah Status To Single . I Then Found A Note With "Sorry" Written On It Stuck To The Kitchen Counter . FML

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On 05/14/2013 at 6:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) -

TODAY, MAH PARENTS POSTED ON FACEBOOK THAT THEY WERE EXCITED THAT MAH SISTER WAS PREGNANT AND COULDN'T WAIT TO BE GRANDPARENTS. LAST WEEK I TOLD THEM THAT I, A 33-YEAR-OLD HAPPILY MARRIED WOMAN, WAS PREGNANT AND THEY TOLD ME I WAS RUINING MAH LIFE AND ENCOURAGED ME TO HAVE AN ABORTION. FML

#20674602
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On 05/20/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by pregnant loser apparently (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

TODAY, MA 55 YEAR-OLD MOTER FAKED A PREGNANCY BECAUSE SE WAS JEALOUS OF ALL TE ATTENTION I'VE BEEN GETTING SINCE I AD MA TWIN BOYS . FML

#20663345
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On 05/14/2013 at 5:35pm - misc - by for the love of god (woman) - United States

TODAY, I WAS SITTING NEXT TO AN ATTRACTIVE MAN. MUCH TO MAH SURPRISE, HE STARTED STROKING HIS FOOT AGAINST MINE. I WAS HAPPY AT THE FLIRTING BECAUSE I'VE BEEN ATTRACTED TO HIM FOREVER, SO I PLAYED ALONG. THAT'SHEN HE STOOD UP AND EXPLAINED HE WAS TRYING TO STRETCH OUT A CRAMP. FML

#20664979
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On 05/15/2013 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by Redfaced (woman) - United Kingdom (Walsall)

Today, I Found Out That Cell Phone Bill Was Much Higher Than Normal . After Investigating, I Realizd That A Text Conversation I Had With Stalker, Telling Him Multiple Times Not To Contact Me Anymore, Was To An International Cell Phone . I Have To Pay To Be Stalkd . FML

#20666438
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On 05/16/2013 at 12:31am - money - by astalkerindeed (woman) - United States (California)

Tadayhile walking home with mah boyfriend , he jokingly slappd mah butt. A man as old as mah dad drove by , yelld ( Wooo , spank that ass! DAMN! ) an kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML

#20668938
64 comments

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On 05/17/2013 at 12:16pm - misc - by jessinono (woman) - United States

Today , girlfriend dumped me cuz she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML

#20671163
68 comments

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On 05/18/2013 at 3:34pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had mah frst job as a wedding planner. I'd spent a year making sure everything was right. After the wedding mah friend comfortd me by saying, ( You had to have known it wasn't going to be perfect. ) I knew that it wouldn't be looool perfect, but I had expectd the groom to at least show up. FML

#20676942
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On 05/21/2013 at 12:10am - work - by future walmart employee (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while on mah way to an important interview, I was stopped an ticketed fir speeding. The ticket made me 20 minutes late, but when I showed looool up, I was told they forgot to call an let me know that the woman I was supposed to meet with called in sick this morning. FML

Today, I got a mosquito bite inside cast. I slipped a ruler into it and started scratching to relieve the itch. Part of the ruler ended up snapping off inside. FML

#20669324
66 comments

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On 05/17/2013 at 4:49pm - health - by sprainedankle - Saudi Arabia (Ar Riyad)

Today.. . I discovered tat te "dis soap" ma sister uses to clean our disesen it's er turn.. . is actually a semi-toxic floor cleaner . FML

#20661400
65 comments

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On 05/13/2013 at 7:05pm - misc - by emmingle - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was told I would not be getting the job I was offered because I failed my drug test !! They never gave me a drug test !! mega FML

#20660591
68 comments

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On 05/13/2013 at 10:39am - work - by Confused (man) - United States (Maine)



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