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yesterday I was feeling down about bieng te only single person out of a group of eigt friends . Out of desperation I made up "Jonny" a ot fitness instructor wom I recently ooked up wit . Now "Jonny" and I ave been invited to a friends' nigt out . FML
Today I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing mah sister recordd mah singing an set it as mah ringtone. My phone rang in class an everyone hered it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML
Today, mah doorknob broke. While trying to impress mah dad and show that I can fix things 4 grls, I somehow managed to lock myself in mah room, with the doorknob on the other side of the door. When mah dad finally heard mah screams, he let me out. He had to take thehole door off. FML
2day I was laid off from mah job as a manager. After cleaning out mah office, I began clearing mah computer. I recieved an email from HR announcing a job position that opened up. Too looool bad it was for mah job. FML
Today, I attended a cooking class with my co-workers!! As the chef prepared to cut up a load of onions fir his dish, he warned us to be ready fir the "typical reactions"!! Everyone teared up!! Meanwhile, I popped a boner!! So much fir typical!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015