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Saturday 4 May 2013

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Today, my co-worker and I played a game where we give each other the bird in whatever creative manner we could come up with. Deciding to be sneaky, I hid behind a wall with my middle finger up as I heard him walking into the office. It was my boss. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16217) - you deserved it (36400)

On 05/01/2013 at 5:48pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my family flew out to surprise my grandma for her 70th birthday. When we arrived, she and my grandpa were both sitting on the couch, high, smoking a joint. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50279) - you deserved it (11350)

On 05/08/2013 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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