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Sunday 21 April 2013

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Today, nobody wants to hang out with me due to a nasty rumor that my ex has spread!! No one will tell me wat was said, cuz I apparently "know full well" wat I did!! FML

#20624422
88 comments

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On 04/27/2013 at 1:02am - misc - by dabull (man) - United States

TODAY , I CAME HOME FROM A FOUR MONTH STAY IN AFRICA,HERE I MANAGD TO AVOID SUFFERING ANY SERIOUS ILLNESS. SOME HOURS AFTER MAH FIRST MEAL BACK AT HOME , I GOT FOOD POISONING. FAT FML

#20608123
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On 04/20/2013 at 5:17pm - misc - by unlucky - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was trying sell a customer a top-of-the-line surround sound system!! Apparently he was aware that I work on commission, as he threatened to buy the system elsewhere unless I sang Rebecca Black's "Friday" in front of the whole store!! Goodbye, self-respect!! FML

#20610052
79 comments

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On 04/21/2013 at 12:03pm - money - by a little less poor at least (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had a note to skip P.E. that my grandpa had written because my mom was busy. His handwriting is terrible, so they didn't believe that he'd written it. I'd twisted my ankle and I got to run another mile fir "lying". fat FML

#20615089
75 comments

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On 04/23/2013 at 1:25am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I Got Cut From Mah Track Team. My Coach Told Me It Was Because Mah Sprint Were "too Fast" For His Liking. Huh? FML

#20602567
84 comments

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On 04/18/2013 at 4:34pm - misc - by bhnja_ (man) - Philippines (Mandaue)

Today... mah husband trid to haggle a blowjob out of me in exchange fir taking his first shower in nerely two weeks. FML

#20605100
82 comments

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On 04/19/2013 at 2:28pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I was told that I don't meet the minimum requrements for a job I applid for. I currently hold the same job , at the same facility , but just wantd a day shift. Apparently I'm not qualifid for the job I've had for 2 and a half yeres. FML

#20611147
88 comments

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On 04/21/2013 at 6:56pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

today mah boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to mah best friend's house 4 comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me 4 being ( a psycho stalker. ) She lives acros the street from him. FML

#20612336
68 comments

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On 04/22/2013 at 1:06am - love - by And you think I'M crazy? (woman) - United States

Today, while grocery shopping, I was having such terrible abdominal pains I could hardly walk !! As I'm 8 months pregnant, I told mah husband we should head home !! He thought a better idea was to run through the store and hide from me, hoping to induce labor by making me chase him !! mega FML

#20619241
87 comments

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On 04/24/2013 at 8:18pm - misc - by pregz (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today... I was given a powerful laxative to clear me out. I can't go to the bathroom because the four guests of my sleeping roommate are looool all sitting in dead silence against the paper-thin bathroom wall. FML

#20597317
83 comments

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On 04/16/2013 at 7:13pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I briefly left my laptophile I went to use the toilet. When I cummed back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cuntho should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, an permanently grounded me. FML

#20602422
85 comments

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On 04/18/2013 at 3:30pm - misc - by phonesmuggler (man) - United States

Yesterday, I Told The Guy I've Likd Since We Were Children That I'm Madly In Love With Him. He Replid With, ( Aw, I Love U Too, As A Sister. ) I Was Speechless. He Pattd Me On The Back An Said, ( Better Luck Next Time. ) FML

#20603007
84 comments

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On 04/18/2013 at 7:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, in my rush to do my hair and get to work, I managed to trip over my dog, hit my eye on the counter, and sprain my ankle. I arrived at work with a black eye and a painful limp. My boss didn't care, and fired me fir showing up late. mega FML

#20609262
80 comments

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On 04/21/2013 at 1:07am - work - by Anonymous - United States



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