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February 2016

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Today, one of my friends made it to school. He has been sick recently, missing days out of the week. When I saw him, I greeted him with, "Were you dying yesterday?" Apparently he wasn't, but his grandmother really did. FML

#21524937
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14914) - you deserved it (3195)

On 02/10/2016 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, we had some workers come to paint my office building. As a receptionist, it's my job to stock the fridge with soda. I walked into the supply closet just in time to find a worker peeing in a bucket. I stood there for about 10 seconds before I understood what was happening and ran out. FML

#21525196
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11621) - you deserved it (822)

On 02/11/2016 at 2:55pm - work - by onlyolivia - United States (Maryland)

Today, my grandma got drunk, tried to change the TV channel with my Xbox controller, and slurred at me to fuck off when I told her it wasn't the remote. She pulls this kind of crap way too often. FML

#21523258
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17332) - you deserved it (1336)

On 02/06/2016 at 12:04am - misc - by sick of this shit (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was cuddling with the man I've been seeing, and he started caressing the mammoth of all pimples on my back. He continued fondling me while lecturing me on the dangers of skin cancer. FML

#21525452
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5562) - you deserved it (524)

On 02/12/2016 at 10:13am - health - by tooembarrassed - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while working third shift alone at a gas station, I had to deal with a crazy guy tripping balls and asking me if it was okay to bring a gun into the place. I don't get paid nearly enough for this. FML

#21523593
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18895) - you deserved it (1395)

On 02/07/2016 at 2:49am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML

#21525488
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5683) - you deserved it (896)

On 02/12/2016 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by wet dreams - United States (Georgia)

Today, after being told numerous times how sexist the East Coast is, I went ahead with my East Coast grad school architecture interview. The first thing out of the interviewer's mouth was, "Are you sure you don't want to do interior architecture?" FML

#21522710
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20734) - you deserved it (2635)

On 02/04/2016 at 9:13am - work - by LL (woman) - United States (Washington)



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