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February 2016

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Today, in the current company I'm employed by, I have a better chance at gambling my way to the top, as opposed to working my way up. FML

#21523006
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16816) - you deserved it (1580)

On 02/05/2016 at 7:04am - money - by ferret702 - United States (Nevada)

Today, as I walked around town I noticed some guys and even a couple of girls checked me out. When I got home later I realized they probably weren't checking me out, so much as wondering why the hell I had thick black eyeliner on only one eye. Oops. FML

#21523085
32 comments

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On 02/05/2016 at 2:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, there was an issue with the sewage system at work. It smelled like somebody took a turd, left it in the sun to marinate, threw up on it, then put in the air conditioning to fill the store with nauseating stink. I nearly threw up multiple times because we weren't allowed to leave early. FML

#21524799
33 comments

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On 02/10/2016 at 11:57am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML

#21522144
33 comments

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On 02/02/2016 at 3:27pm - misc - by oh, shit...... - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, some jackass decided that using the back of my car to slow down was easier than using his brakes. FML

#21524385
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13935) - you deserved it (902)

On 02/09/2016 at 11:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, after months of daily migraines and doctor's visits, I've now been told me that my "temporary" hearing loss has nothing to do with my migraines, nor is it temporary at all. FML

#21524813
29 comments

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On 02/10/2016 at 12:49pm - health - by make america date again (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I worked from home to actually be able to concentrate and make a presentation about my project. My boss then sends me a long email about how he wants us to work in the office, and how important it is for team building, giving me feelings of guilt for actually getting some work done. FML

#21524722
28 comments

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On 02/10/2016 at 6:57am - work - by PhD student (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my grandma got drunk, tried to change the TV channel with my Xbox controller, and slurred at me to fuck off when I told her it wasn't the remote. She pulls this kind of crap way too often. FML

#21523258
25 comments

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On 02/06/2016 at 12:04am - misc - by sick of this shit (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out that people are notified when you list them on Twitter. I've been listing people as "Interesting" and "Stupid". FML

#21524626
24 comments

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On 02/09/2016 at 11:08pm - misc - by Shiet - Singapore

Today, while working third shift alone at a gas station, I had to deal with a crazy guy tripping balls and asking me if it was okay to bring a gun into the place. I don't get paid nearly enough for this. FML

#21523593
22 comments

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On 02/07/2016 at 2:49am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, after being told numerous times how sexist the East Coast is, I went ahead with my East Coast grad school architecture interview. The first thing out of the interviewer's mouth was, "Are you sure you don't want to do interior architecture?" FML

#21522710
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On 02/04/2016 at 9:13am - work - by LL (woman) - United States (Washington)



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