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July 2015

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Today, I walked outside to see the fireworks. I also got to see my neighbors burning a couch in the parking lot of my apartment complex to celebrate, right next to my car. FML

#21436342
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17828) - you deserved it (1158)

On 07/04/2015 at 1:27pm - misc - by hamiltonma - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my family claimed that I haven't ever broken a bone because I don't do anything risky. I broke my arm by falling in the shower less than 2 hours later and my entire family thinks I did it to prove a point. FML

#21436352
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18672) - you deserved it (1517)

On 07/04/2015 at 1:56pm - misc - by hamurobby82 - United States (Texas)

Today, my idiot boss placed an expensive order for anti-bullying banners that read: "Take a stand against bullying!" This would be fine if I didn't work in a specialized school for children in wheelchairs. FML

#21436683
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9277) - you deserved it (665)

On 07/05/2015 at 5:29am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML

#21436632
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9459) - you deserved it (1112)

On 07/05/2015 at 2:18am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out the only reason why a friend of mine even bothered talking to me. He thought that I'd sleep with him if he was nice enough. FML

#21437177
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3462) - you deserved it (270)

On 07/06/2015 at 1:30am - intimacy - by I'm_Not_Interested - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was bored of doing nothing so I decided to take my 4-year-old brother and 3 of our dogs to a school playground nearby. When we got there, one of the four of them pooped in the field. It wasn't one of the dogs. FML

#21437044
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7186) - you deserved it (619)

On 07/05/2015 at 9:48pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was having a dream about Chris Pratt. Instead of having a sexy dream that I would have enjoyed, I dreamt he was a supervisor at my work. He kept telling me how much I sucked. FML

#21437326
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2832) - you deserved it (260)

On 07/06/2015 at 11:14am - intimacy - by BrittUnicorn - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while at work, a customer, who was also on his the phone, rudely asked me what kinds of bread we had for his sandwich. After I told that we had many different kinds to offer, he cut me off, told me to stop playing stupid, and stormed out after holding up a long line of people. FML

#21437185
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3420) - you deserved it (257)

On 07/06/2015 at 2:03am - work - by breadcrumb - United States (Missouri)



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