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July 2015

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Today, after replacing several components on my new used car, I realized that the reason it wasn't getting the gas mileage it was supposed to because my coworkers take turns siphoning my gas while I work. FML

#21435168
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14812) - you deserved it (850)

On 07/02/2015 at 12:16am - work - by thatshelpful - United States (Iowa)

Today, after helping run salads and bread to a table, they demanded I do something about the bug problem. I would've been more understanding if they hadn't chosen to sit outside. FML

#21435223
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13073) - you deserved it (801)

On 07/02/2015 at 2:40am - work - by smokecloud_ - United States (Ohio)

Today, I heard my skinny 14-year-old daughter tell her friend, "Ugh, I wish I had leukemia or something so that I could lose weight." Yes, she actually said that. FML

#21435314
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7097) - you deserved it (677)

On 07/02/2015 at 10:08am - kids - by Worried Ma - United States (Illinois)

Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak out. Just then, my drop dead gorgeous boss and two new girls walked in. I could literally see them hit the stench and cringe. FML

#21434600
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20452) - you deserved it (3410)

On 06/30/2015 at 10:40pm - work - by stink - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my flight was at the other side of the airport. I ran to the gate, to find that the flight had moved to the other side of the airport. So I ran again to miss my plane by a minute. However I did get a new flight... at the other end of the airport. FML

#21434898
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15256) - you deserved it (1011)

On 07/01/2015 at 3:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my mother-in-law started chasing my kids around her house to make them smell her freshly-washed underwear. They were thongs. FML

#21435026
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13848) - you deserved it (860)

On 07/01/2015 at 7:38pm - misc - by bleachingmykidsbrains - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my neighbor yelled at me for driving recklessly. I was going 35 mph, and she was stopped in the middle of a road around a blind curve. My "reckless driving" was slamming on the brakes so I wouldn't hit her. FML

#21435393
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6381) - you deserved it (426)

On 07/02/2015 at 2:00pm - misc - by _whyy_mee (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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