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January 2014

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Today, we were playing charades at school. My word was "head", so I pointed to my face. Nobody on my team got it. But they did guess, "Ugly?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42947) - you deserved it (4590)

On 01/10/2014 at 11:02pm - misc - by kyyle - United States (Illinois)

Today, I tried proving to my best friend that I wasn't a lesbian by telling her I once liked her brother. She was mad because I never told her and now she's calling him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38540) - you deserved it (5943)

On 01/02/2014 at 4:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, my parents used my going away party as a cover up for my sister's surprise party. I didn't know until they brought out the cake. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39485) - you deserved it (3001)

On 01/09/2014 at 9:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sri Lanka



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