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November 2013

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TODAY, MAH MOTHER NOT ONLY TOLD ME THAT MAH EX-HUSBAND WILL BE SPENDING THANKSGIVING WITH HER AND MAH DAD, BUT THAT I'M ALSO NO LONGER INVITD TO SPEND THE HOLIDAY WITH MAH FAMILY. REAL FML

#20950805
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47628) - you deserved it (3923)

On 11/08/2013 at 9:54pm - misc - by zoe777 (woman) - United States

Today, ex's mom got a job as our new soccer coach and recognizd me from our New Year's party last year . She made me, and me alone, do 10 laps around the field in the rain 4 breaking her son's heret . FML

#20971434
96 comments

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On 11/26/2013 at 3:00pm - love - by Amanda (woman) - United States

Yesterday, the guy I really like asked me if I'd like to go to a hockey game this weekend. I said I'd love to go, so he said, ( Then you'd best get a ticket soon before they sell out. ) I still don't know if I have a date or not. FML

#20947685
110 comments

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On 11/06/2013 at 12:29pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, mah boyfriend went down on me. I don't know why, but mah mind wandered. He now thinks that he has the skills of a porn star, while I'm pretty sure that finally solving a mathematical problem I've been working on 4 a week caused me to orgasm. FML

#20963297
111 comments

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On 11/19/2013 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by you+me-clothes=53>< (woman) - Austria (Wien)

I TOLD ROOMMATES THEY HAVE TO GO GET JOBS BECAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD TO SUPPORT THEM OR THEIR BAD HABITS ANY MORE. THEY RESPONDD BY PAWNING ALL DVDS FIR CASH TO BUY CIGARETTES. FML

#20960170
110 comments

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On 11/16/2013 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I finally workd up anough couraga to ask out tha guy I'va had a crush on fir months. I taxtd him, an ha thought I was Maddy from work, not Maddia his naighbor. Now ha an tha Maddy from his work r dating. FML

#20945397
114 comments

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On 11/04/2013 at 5:27pm - love - by :/ (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I told my grlfriend I loved er . Se left an never cummed back . FML

#20943458
100 comments

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On 11/03/2013 at 4:57am - love - by Whatswrongwithme? (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was taken to the principal's office and bitched out about the dangerous weapon I brought to school!! The ( weapon ) was a pocket fan!! mega FML

#20967061
105 comments

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On 11/22/2013 at 4:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

2dayila Catting To My Motar, I Triad To Sow Ar A Funny Wabsita By Pasting Ta URL Into A Massaga. Aftar I Sant Ta Massaga, I Raalisad Tat My Browsar Adn't Copiad Ta URL I Wantad To Sand Ar, An Tat I'd Actually Pastad Ta Pravious URL I Copiad. It Was Porn. FML

#20957289
111 comments

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On 11/14/2013 at 5:57am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, after being forced to take mah little sister trick-or-treating, we had the cops called on us twice. She thought it would be funny to tell all the people giving out candy that I'd been following her around and that she had no idea who I was, and that she was scared of me. FML

Today , I woke up an went to the bathroom , only to fine my dad sitting on the toilet , blind drunk . He screamd "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" at me . I just wantd to shave .

#20946588
109 comments

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On 11/05/2013 at 4:01pm - misc - by :/ (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was lying beside ma 5-year-old son to elp im get to sleep. He turnd is ead and askd, "Daddy, wy do u suck so muc?" FML

#20959118
102 comments

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On 11/15/2013 at 8:53pm - kids - by I don't know, son (man) - Canada (Ontario)

today I realized that no matter what I accomplish in life, I'll always be remembered 4 being the son of a woman so stupid that she claimed she used to be Elvis Presley's mistress!! She was still an infant when he died!! FML

#20968220
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43382) - you deserved it (2927)

On 11/23/2013 at 6:45pm - misc - by fs (man) - United States (Minnesota)



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