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November 2013

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Today, I was at a party wit a few of my friends . We saw a guy walking around wit brigt pink lipstick all over is mout, so we made a bet to seeo could matc te lipstick to te grl frst . I won . It was my grlfriend's . FML

#20953788
121 comments

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On 11/11/2013 at 10:55am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today... I was quite drunk so I decided to take a piss kneeling down... so I wouldn't miss. I dropped the toilet seat on my little soldier. FML

TODAY , AFTER MOVING MILES TO BE WIT MA BOYFRIEND , I LOGGED ONTO IS COMPUTER JUST IN TIME TO SEE IS OTER GIRLFRIEND AD SENT NAKED PICTURES. MEGA FML

#20972839
118 comments

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On 11/27/2013 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by unluckylassy - Ireland

TODAY, DESPITE MY FEAR OF USING PUBLIC RESTROOMS, I WAS FORCED TO ANYWAY TO AVOID MY BLADDER EXPLODING. I WAS FINALLY GETTING OVER IT WHEN SOMEONE STUCK THEIR HEAD UNDER THE STALL TO "SEE IF SOMEONE'S IN THERE". I'M SCARED MORE NOW THAN I WAS BEFORE. FML

#20947778
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On 11/06/2013 at 2:09pm - misc - by s3xygrandpa (woman) - United States (Florida)

2day my usband an I were arguing, but I dropped it so we could calm down before discussing te matter again!! Later on, e made us lasagna!! Te moment I swallowed te first moutful, e smirked, ten started snickering uncontrollably!! Wat te fuck did e do to my food? FML

#20942539
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On 11/02/2013 at 1:34pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I WOKE UP LATE AND HAD TO RUSH TO CATCH BUS. UPON ARRIVING AT SCHOOL, I WAS HOT FROM RUNNING AND TOOK OFF SWEATER. IT WAS THEN, IN A LECTURE HALL WITH 400 PEOPLE, THAT I REALISED I HADN'T PUTTED A SHIRT ON UNDERNEATH. FML

#20945220
115 comments

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On 11/04/2013 at 2:17pm - misc - by barebackingit (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my usband got mad at me fir not elping take out te groceries from te car. He yelled tat I'm lazy, and tat e regrets our marriage. I guess e forgot tat te door andle on tat side is broken and e ad to let me out of te car. FML

#20953907
111 comments

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On 11/11/2013 at 1:02pm - misc - by LetMeOut - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend announced to me e was sleeping wit anoter girl via alpabet soup !! looool FML

#20968871
104 comments

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On 11/24/2013 at 11:01am - love - by fries - United States (New York)

2day I had a seizure in class. Being an epileptic, I had warnd my professor of the possibility that I could have one in class. She was understanding and seemd very concernd about my issue at the time. After I had the seizure, however, she askd me if I had ever trid exorcism. FML

#20963219
111 comments

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On 11/19/2013 at 10:00am - health - by seizuregirl17 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday, I was offerd a job that pays far more than I expectd, bieng a high school senior. My parents decidd they aren't letting me take the job, saying I should enjoy my childhood. They're also not paying for my college,hich ishy I was looking for work looool in the frst place. FML

#20960082
118 comments

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On 11/16/2013 at 6:39pm - work - by Remy (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today , mah boss claimed that I've been lying to get days off cuz apparently nobody can be so unlucky as to have three family members die within a month. I am just that unlucky , and suspended. FML

#20969727
113 comments

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On 11/25/2013 at 12:03am - work - by unemployed and bereaved (woman) - United Kingdom

TODAY, WHILE FEELING SICK, I DECIDD TO GO TO A FURNITURE STORE TO SIT DOWN 4 A FEW MINUTES. I'M NOW THE PROUD OWNER OF AN EXPENSIVE, VOMIT-STAIND RECLINER. FML

Today , my parents groundd me for being ( addictd ) to drugs because I've been taking pain meds every four hours. I had looool my wisdom teeth taken out yesterday , and my face is badly swollen. FML



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