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October 2013

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Today, after watching an episode of New Girl, my boyfriend became obsessed with the "Cotton-eyed Joe" song. He won't stop playing it. FML

#20906604
66 comments

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On 10/03/2013 at 10:56pm - love - by Annoyed - United States (Maryland)

Today, my new deodorant caused an allergic reaction, covering my armpits in a painful rash. I've had to awkwardly waddle around all day with my arms splayed outwards to get any relief. One customer at work sarcastically mentioned that it's nice that they're hiring penguins these days. FML

#20909610
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I agree, your life sucks (42739) - you deserved it (3630)

On 10/06/2013 at 1:40pm - health - by _/ | \_ (woman) - Singapore

Today, I asked my friend to crop me out of her profile picture on Facebook because I look terrible in it. She responded that she wasn't going to, because it made her look better. FML

#20913413
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On 10/09/2013 at 1:21am - misc - by Anon - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I went to the doctor to see why my walking pneumonia wasn't getting any better. It had. I've just somehow managed to also contract mono... while sitting home, alone. FML

#20935493
65 comments

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On 10/27/2013 at 10:30am - health - by BadLuck (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, the person I've been trying so hard to get with wrote me a beautiful poem that almost everyone at my school saw and liked. It was about how we'd never be together. FML

#20904440
63 comments

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On 10/02/2013 at 8:17am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I took my car to be repaired. The mechanic put out his hand when he saw me, so I shook it. He just wanted my keys. FML

#20914766
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On 10/10/2013 at 1:22am - misc - by keyshame - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, when I locked my newly repaired bike up, I carefully took the new rear light off it so that nobody could steal said light. Somebody stole my bike. At least I have a red light to play with. FML

#20936443
64 comments

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On 10/28/2013 at 2:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, I tried turning on my boyfriend by sending him naughty pictures and texts, describing in detail all the things I was going to do to him when we have the house to ourselves this weekend. He responded by quoting that crappy movie 'The Room', saying, "Oh hi doggie!" FML

#20904281
55 comments

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On 10/02/2013 at 1:47am - intimacy - by fed up/turned off - United States (California)

Today, I fell asleep while at the beach with friends. Someone thought it would be funny to put chunks of bread on and around my junk. Seagulls have sharp beaks. FML

#20920631
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On 10/14/2013 at 8:16pm - misc - by zzfreakshow (man) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered my 10 month old is terrified of my laugh. Every time I start to laugh, she screams in terror. It's getting depressing. FML

#20917208
63 comments

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On 10/12/2013 at 1:40am - kids - by easily amused (woman) - United States

Today, I repeatedly had to ask people to please stop groping the mannequins. FML

Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML

#20935219
59 comments

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On 10/27/2013 at 12:57am - work - by KatieElizabeth (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my parents favoritism towards my brother really shone through when we moved house and he got the nicest and by far biggest room. I wouldn't mind, but my brother is in college overseas and never comes home. FML

#20905397
54 comments

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On 10/02/2013 at 11:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)



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