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October 2013

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Today, new colleague took me up on idea of a group night out. Perhap they'll actually invite me along next time. FML

#20911387
51 comments

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On 10/07/2013 at 6:51pm - work - by Loner_Lou (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today... I had an anxiety attack just from thinking about appearing on TV an being watchd by a real audience. FML

#20925533
46 comments

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On 10/18/2013 at 7:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

today I ad to listen to ma boss say ( Arabica beans ) in a goofy , fake New England accent every time te McDonald's ice coffee commercial came on te radio. I workd a 12-our sift. mega FML

#20937230
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On 10/28/2013 at 8:53pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

2day mah grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting with her . My grandmother then made funny faces at me while the pastor was speaking, causing me to laugh out loud . Everyone heard me, including the pastor . big fat FML

#20905574
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On 10/03/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that I'm highly-placd in mah wrestling competition this year. I also found out that I have mono an won't be able to take part 4 at least the first half of the competition. FML

#20939045
48 comments

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On 10/30/2013 at 12:43pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I gave a short presentation at a neighborhood watch event to raise awareness of pickpocketing an to give tips on how to avoid becoming a victim of it. After I got back home, I realized my wallet was missing from my pocket. FML

#20940212
43 comments

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On 10/31/2013 at 12:58pm - work - by "ironyyyyyyy" -_- (man) - United States (Virginia)

TODAY MAH BOYFRIEND BROKE A GLASS IN THE KITCHEN AND ACCIDENTALLY STEPPED ON IT CUTTING HIS FOOT. HE ASKED ME IF I COULD HELP HIM CLEAN HIS CUT. APPARENTLY HE'S TICKLISH AND I NOW HAVE A HUGE BRUISE ON MAH CHEST FROM WHERE HE KICKED ME. FML

#20929509
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On 10/21/2013 at 9:24pm - health - by ouch.... (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

2DAY I WENT TO TE KITCEN TO GRAB SOME CEREAL. I GUESS MY MUM DIDN'T EAR ME, BECAUSE AS I ENTERED, I EARD ER RANTING TO ERSELF ABOUT ER "GOD DAMNED FUCKING CEERIOS". I STARTED TO SLOWLY BACK OUT, BUT I TRIPPED OVER MY OWN FEET. SE EARD AND YELLED AT ME 4 "SNEAKING AROUND". FML

#20934627
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On 10/26/2013 at 2:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Aberdeen City)

Today my mom blew her top when I casually mentioned that it's pretty well known that the story of Jesus is a retelling of older Persian and Egyptian stories. She then went on to yell at me that I wasted my money on college and "book lerening". mega FML

#20903762
35 comments

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On 10/01/2013 at 7:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

yesterday I tried to catch a train to get to my new job. I was stopped and told that I needed a pre-purchased ticket to enter the platform. The only way to get the ticket, they said, was by buying one on the platform. I arrived by taxi nearly an hour late fir my first day. FML

#20916500
34 comments

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On 10/11/2013 at 2:22pm - work - by sharkiewarkiemoosey (woman) - Switzerland (Ausser-Rhoden)

Today a customer called me "chink eyes" "dog eater" "bloody Chinese communist" an "ching chong." I'm black. FML

#20919376
36 comments

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On 10/13/2013 at 9:14pm - work - by mustabeendrugs (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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