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August 2013

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Today, looool I movad into my univarsity dorm a waak bafora classas start!! Evaryona kapt giving ma ward looks as thay watchad ma mova my stuff in!! Finally, ona of my dorm matas askad ma if I knaw that school had actually startad last waak!! I didn't!! FML

#20848839
117 comments

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On 08/22/2013 at 1:31am - work - by Kingofbosses (man) - United States

Today , I found a topless photo of mah mother on mah phone. Thanks , iCloud. FML

#20818189
101 comments

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On 08/03/2013 at 2:46am - misc - by fsdjhgasjlhg (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

TODAY.. . MY 16-YEAR-OLD BROTHER MANAGED TO CONVINCE MY 22-YEAR-OLD BOYFRIEND THAT I BREASTFEED MY PET PARROT . FML

#20835369
112 comments

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On 08/13/2013 at 12:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I REALISED THAT I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO SUCCESSFULLY COOK A MEAL OUTSIDE OF WORLD OF WARCRAFT. FML

#20841839
116 comments

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On 08/17/2013 at 3:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Thailand (Nonthaburi)

today wile I was anging out wit a cute grl... I slapped er ass playfully. Se told me tat se was going to get me back. Se slapped my ass later tat nigt unexpectedly wile I was olding in a uge fart... looool It cummed out. real FML

#20832105
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On 08/11/2013 at 11:35am - intimacy - by ass slap - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's last will and testament. My parents, as well as my brothers and sister, all inherited a nice sum of money. I got 69 cents, because "young Jack always was an immature little shit." FML

#20840692
112 comments

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On 08/16/2013 at 6:21pm - money - by JacksWag4 (man) - United States (Michigan)

TODAY, I REALIZED TAT ANGER PROBLEMS AVE GOTTEN OUT OF AND,EN I SOUTED "FUCK YOU!" AT TOASTER. MY MOOD SWINGS AND LONELINESS AVE ALSO REACED A NEW IG, EVIDENTLY, AS NEXT ACTIONS WERE TO APOLOGIZE TO TE APPLIANCE AND TEN CONTINUE TALKING TO IT. FML

#20823279
107 comments

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On 08/06/2013 at 2:19am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I let mah son take mah car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML

#20828881
107 comments

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On 08/09/2013 at 10:22am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was verbally abusd by a customer at my job. Apparently, wearing "ugly, thick-framd hipster glasse as a fashion statement is a HUGE faux pas." These are my actual prescription glasses, and "faux pas" is not pronouncd "fox paws". FML

#20840053
109 comments

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On 08/16/2013 at 7:08am - misc - by hipster glasses - United States

Today, I was having dinner with mah boyfriend's family, an he was saying how well his driving lessons r going . During this conversation his mum told him to ( stop blowing your own trumpet . ) He replied, ( If I could do that, I wouldn't need Anna . ) His dad gave him a high-five . mega FML

#20836995
112 comments

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On 08/14/2013 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by NoMoreTrumpetBlowing (woman) - United Kingdom

Today , at work , I stepped out fir a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning , I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss , calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. real FML

#20853995
115 comments

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On 08/25/2013 at 5:36pm - work - by jeed(1) (man) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in mah stomach. I ran 4 the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg mah boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

#20817380
113 comments

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On 08/02/2013 at 5:34pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, I was yelled at once again for being in the school gym without a coach present. I am the coach. FML



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