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Taday I was mistaken for my twin brother twice. This probably wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a grl. FML

#20807504
77 comments

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On 07/28/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Mia (woman) - United States (Maryland)

TODAY, MY HORSE FARTED AN SCARED ITSELF, THEN RAN ALL THE WAY UP THE HILL AN WOULDN'T STOP UNTIL I FELL OFF. MEGA FML

#20807336
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On 07/28/2013 at 12:28am - animals - by mishyb (woman) - United States (Colorado)

I found out y mah girlfriend has lost interest in our relationship. She's found out she likes drinking. A lot. FML

#20783573
77 comments

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On 07/15/2013 at 2:15am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I had to break up a fist fight between two female residents. I work in a retirement home. FML

#20791178
68 comments

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On 07/18/2013 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I realized tat getting wasted before finals is not a good idea. I sat down in te test all, reaced into my bag 4 a pencil, and found instead tree baby carrots and a spoon. FML

#20757745
79 comments

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On 07/01/2013 at 10:39am - work - by Anonymous - United States

2day at a family dinner, my moter-in-law talked me into sowing off some moves tat I've learned in martial arts. I gently did a restraining old on er. Se screamed tat I was trying to break er wrists, and kept te wounded act up all nigt, smirking as everyone gave me deat glares. FML

#20765643
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On 07/05/2013 at 5:59pm - misc - by -_- (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today , my family and I went to feed carrots to te giraffes at te zoo. After I finised my first cup of carrots , I turned back to get some more. Suddenly , I was jerked back and a cunk of my air was ripped out. Te giraffe mistook te orange barrette in my air fir a carrot. FML

#20809312
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On 07/29/2013 at 4:19am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Taday I told the guy I liked about crush on him. He said he would keep me in mind if he ever hits rock bottom. FML

#20786950
72 comments

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On 07/16/2013 at 7:41pm - love - by hannahisacooler (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after playing numerou games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played fir real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML

#20767127
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On 07/06/2013 at 2:23pm - money - by goodbye sweet internet (man) - Greece (Attiki)

I walked to work. I later discovered that mah husband had parked mah car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow mah own car. FML

#20775203
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On 07/10/2013 at 11:04pm - work - by Anonymous -

TODAY, I TOOK A RUN IN TE WOODS!! ALMOST ALFWAY TROUG, I STARTD TO FEEL LIKE I WAS GOING TO FAINT!! I WAS SO DIZZY TAT SIGT WAS GETTING BLURRY!! I WENT TO SIT DOWN ONAT SEEMD LIKE A ROCK!! IT WASN'T A ROCK!! IT WAS A UGE SNAPPING TURTLE!! FML

#20812086
73 comments

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On 07/30/2013 at 7:19pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

today while relaxing in a chair in a shop , a man approachd me and said , "You have no idea how many times I've fartd in that chair." FML

#20797188
75 comments

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On 07/22/2013 at 7:49am - misc - by xXxXxTOBIxX (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was working as a nurse, and an elderly man had just passed away. As the patient's wife was leaving she said, "Thank you fir taking such good care of my husband." Then I, intending to say "Sorry fir yur loss," said "Thank you fir yur loss." FML

#20758244
72 comments

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On 07/01/2013 at 4:35pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)



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