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April 2013

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Taday I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticd a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing drectly towards the shower which I stood in butt-nakd!! I live by myself an have recently only movd in!! FML

#20627067
136 comments

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On 04/28/2013 at 6:30am - misc - by wtfisgoingon (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

MY BEST FRIEND WAS THROWING ME MAH BACHELORETTE PARTLY . A COP CUMMED BY AND SAID THERE HAVE BEEN COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE NOISE . THINKING HE WAS THE STRIPPER WE ORDERED, WE PULLED HIM INTO THE HOUSE . HE WAS AN ACTUAL COP . MEGA FML

#20577218
132 comments

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On 04/06/2013 at 8:55am - misc - by Evalynne - United States (Louisiana)

2day I walkad in on mah 12-yaar-old daughtar lying on har bad, rapaatadly opaning and closing har lags. I askad har wat sha was doing, and sha rapliad, "Trying to quaaf. I saw it onlina." FML

#20605608
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On 04/19/2013 at 6:04pm - kids - by reyoflight (man) - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

today aftar an axhausting waakand of work , I dacidad to taka a nap. I was awokan savaral hours latar by mah mothar-in-law knocking on mah door. Apparantly mah 11-yaar-old callad up grandma to complain that sha was hungry and that mum was slaaping instaad of cooking dinnar. FML

#20589609
130 comments

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On 04/14/2013 at 5:58am - kids - by jasminejzhu (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I dropped our daughter. Our hypothetical daughter. Represented by a stuffed owl. FML

#20572997
133 comments

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On 04/03/2013 at 9:32am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I got a letter from Yale law school saying I got a 4 year full scholarship. I calld my dad crying an read thehole thing... even the bottom,hich said, "April fools! Love mom an dad." FML

#20570035
134 comments

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On 04/01/2013 at 1:46pm - misc - by madiison09 - United States

Taday ma twelve year-old son tougt it would be a good idea to relentlessly soot te mail truck wit a paintball gun in front of all te neigbors. fat FML

Today , I Took Mah Grlfriend To Eat Out At A Restaurant!! We Chatted Fir An Hour , And It All Seemed To Be Going Well , Until She Told Me That She Wanted To Break Up!! Waiting Fir The Bill And Driving Her Home Was The Most Painful Time Of Mah Life!! Fat FML

#20577445
131 comments

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On 04/06/2013 at 12:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, I lerend two things. Frst, mah grlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 month we've been dating. FML

#20598610
121 comments

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On 04/17/2013 at 2:14am - love - by rawdoglyfe69 - United States (Montana)

Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML

#20627981
124 comments

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On 04/28/2013 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Saudi Arabia

my car was stolen from the parking garage , the same one I work at as a security guard. FML

#20625733
121 comments

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On 04/27/2013 at 6:05pm - work - by naps aren't what they used to be (man) - United States

Today.. . my social teacher thought it would be a great idea to have a casual debate about Margaret Thatcher an her legacy . Within 10 minutes.. . the entire class was yelling.. . screaming.. . throwing stuff at each other . I got hit in the face with a binder . FML

#20584117
136 comments

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On 04/10/2013 at 8:40pm - misc - by great idea - Canada (Alberta)

Today, it was my wedding day. My new husband and I, 4 a laugh, did our first dance to LMFAO's "I'm sexy and I know it" with stupid moves and everything. 200 guests. Nobody laughed. FML

#20618965
128 comments

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On 04/24/2013 at 6:29pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)



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