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March 2015

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Today, I was checking the family's computer history, and found that "Shrek Porn" had been searched multiple times. FML

#21365639
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13181) - you deserved it (1229)

On 03/01/2015 at 1:05am - misc - by mszoe - United States (California)

Today, my drunken mom began to frantically scream "YEAH" "WOO HOO" and "ALRIGHT" at some kindergarteners that were singing Amazing Grace in honor of a restaurant owner who had recently died. FML

#21365671
40 comments

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On 03/01/2015 at 2:07am - misc - by RadioactiveKush - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for another girl, via a text message ending with "No hard feelings. Well xcept 4 my cock obvs. ;)" Fuck you, Rick. FML

#21365892
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7068) - you deserved it (495)

On 03/01/2015 at 1:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, I slipped on some ice and wrecked my back. When my husband and I went to go to bed, he begged me to take one of the pain pills left over from his recent surgery. Not so I could feel better and get some rest, but so he could have sex. FML

#21365511
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14805) - you deserved it (1440)

On 02/28/2015 at 9:47pm - intimacy - by k8thagr8 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while on the train heading to my new job, my coat caught between two seats. I didn't notice until my stop. I whacked myself in the face in front of everyone trying to get it free, and ended up missing my stop. When I finally got to work, I was told not to bother coming in again. FML

#21365771
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6539) - you deserved it (495)

On 03/01/2015 at 8:31am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, after a 7 year dry spell, I finally got laid. The downside? It was in my dreams and involved a character from My Little Pony forcing itself on me. Now I hate that fucking stupid show more than ever. FML

#21365913
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1362) - you deserved it (271)

On 03/01/2015 at 2:24pm - intimacy - by love and tolerape, apparently (man) - India (Jharkhand)

Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML

#21365896
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1544) - you deserved it (106)

On 03/01/2015 at 2:03pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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