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April 2015

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Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML

#21389255
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16664) - you deserved it (41599)

On 04/07/2015 at 12:19pm - love - by NotALuckyGuy - United States (Ohio)

Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML

#21391926
225 comments

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On 04/11/2015 at 6:05pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML

#21399271
211 comments

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On 04/24/2015 at 11:23pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I saw one one of my cat's hairs on my sweatpants and wanted to remove it. It wasn't a cat hair, but a pubic hair that has found its way through my panties and sweatpants while being still attached to me. FML

Today, I got banned from my favourite online video game for calling a person on my team a "Baked Potato". FML

Today, I got grounded because my mom found a condom in the bathroom trashcan and assumed it was mine. I took the blame because I was too embarrassed to admit that it must have belonged to my 13-year-old brother, since I'm still a virgin at 19. FML

#21391452
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30072) - you deserved it (4650)

On 04/10/2015 at 7:16pm - misc - by uglybrother (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML

#21397883
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35788) - you deserved it (2520)

On 04/22/2015 at 10:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my husband told me he doesn't see the point in trying anymore, and that he no longer loves me. I was devastated. He stayed on the couch while I went to bed. Ten minutes later, he said, "Do you mind? I'm trying to sleep." and asked me to shut up. FML

Today, my boyfriend told me he traded nude pictures I sent him for a costume piece in an internet game. He told me I should be okay with this, because, "It's a rare piece." FML

#21398399
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28979) - you deserved it (5594)

On 04/23/2015 at 9:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I walked in on my 17-year-old brother jerking it to a scene from the movie Frozen. Brain bleach, please. FML

#21390007
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34643) - you deserved it (3625)

On 04/08/2015 at 1:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got headbutted for saying that Nutella is overrated. FML

#21391724
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27237) - you deserved it (16739)

On 04/11/2015 at 8:34am - health - by jamisbetter - United Kingdom

Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML

#21399141
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22029) - you deserved it (2575)

On 04/24/2015 at 6:04pm - kids - by anonymousyo - United States (California)

Today, I started lactating. That would be fine if I had a kid. Or was pregnant. Or wasn't 16. FML



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