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July 2015

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Today, our family dog died. A couple of hours after the death, my mother-in-law slapped my crying five year old son over the head and told him to "Man up." She totally refuses to admit she did anything wrong. FML

#21434878
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12469) - you deserved it (793)

On 07/01/2015 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML

#21434596
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16596) - you deserved it (4608)

On 06/30/2015 at 10:21pm - health - by quiet_screaming_ - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I spent nearly half an hour looking for my favourite pair of shoes. I ended up getting to pissed off that I accused my boyfriend of stealing them. He then pointed out that I was wearing them. FML

#21434871
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5749) - you deserved it (12096)

On 07/01/2015 at 1:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, my dad texted me, saying "My dicks so hard 4 u". I'm desperately hoping he meant to send that to his girlfriend instead. FML

#21434895
66 comments

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On 07/01/2015 at 2:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, a dog bit me on the bus. Instead of apologising, its owner said it was my fault because, 'my hands must smell of meat'. I'm a vegetarian. FML

#21434496
60 comments

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On 06/30/2015 at 6:19pm - animals - by A - United Kingdom (Ealing)

Today, the only reason my husband agreed to marriage counselling is because he finds our therapist attractive. FML

#21434782
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15577) - you deserved it (1284)

On 07/01/2015 at 9:35am - love - by ouch - Canada (Ontario)

Today, we had a long meeting at work about how we are supposed to feel safe, and to come to the managers if we have any problems. I decided to speak up about a coworker that has been harassing me and several others. My manager laughed at me and walked away. FML

#21434786
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16063) - you deserved it (974)

On 07/01/2015 at 9:44am - work - by nevergiveinever - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak out. Just then, my drop dead gorgeous boss and two new girls walked in. I could literally see them hit the stench and cringe. FML

#21434600
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16702) - you deserved it (2733)

On 06/30/2015 at 10:40pm - work - by stink - Australia (New South Wales)



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