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April 2015

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TODAY, ON MAH DAY OFF, I RECEIVED A CALL FROM MAH BOSS ASKING Y I WASN'T AT WORK YET. AFTER GETTING DRESSED AND AN HOUR-LONG TRAIN RIDE LATER, I GOT THERE ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT IT WAS AN APRIL FOOL'S PRANK. I HAD TO TAKE THE TRAIN BACK HOME. REAL FML

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I agree, your life sucks (555) - you deserved it (232)

On 03/31/2015 at 10:15pm - work - by IDontGetPaidEnoughForThisShit (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a really drunk couple staggered into the store looool I work at. One of them yelled at me, "Hey you! Kid! Tell us where the booze is at!" This would have been funny if these people weren't my parents. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (772) - you deserved it (65)

On 03/31/2015 at 7:32pm - work - by DrunkParents - United States (Montana)

Today, brother mentiond dad's birthday party. I said, "What party?" He said, "Shit, forgot I wasn't supposd to tell you." My own father doesn't want me at his party. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (407) - you deserved it (66)

On 04/01/2015 at 2:06am - love - by Anon - United States (California)



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