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Wednesday 3 September 2014

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Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML

#21251377
104 comments

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On 09/03/2014 at 7:35pm - kids - by MusicLover18 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I begged a coworker to let me borrow her lighter for my smoke break, since I'd lost mine. She was reluctant because of my track record of losing the darn things. After my break I stopped to use the restroom really quick, and promptly dropped the lighter into the toilet. FML

#21251320
88 comments

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On 09/03/2014 at 6:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my husband asked our tax professional if we could file my profession as "Expert Dream Murderer." I'm a guidance counselor. FML

#21251173
77 comments

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On 09/03/2014 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, it was report card day at swimming lessons. Because it was the last day, a little girl brought me flowers. She was the only kid in that class who didn't pass. FML

#21251459
68 comments

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On 09/03/2014 at 9:31pm - work - by anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I was working at the daycare. As I left with my boyfriend, a kid came up to us and said that my boyfriend could do way better. FML

#21251155
55 comments

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On 09/03/2014 at 1:40pm - kids - by unlucky - United States (New York)

Today, a little kid accidentally ran into me at the pool. He apologized by biting my leg. FML

#21251454
49 comments

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On 09/03/2014 at 9:24pm - kids - by adeeri - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I bought a new beanbag chair. My cat thought it was a great scratcher and I now have thousands of tiny plastic balls around the house. He decided those looked yummy, and now the scent of vomit and plastic is awful. FML

#21251355
45 comments

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On 09/03/2014 at 7:13pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told my physiotherapist a funny story. She got so entertained that she started giggling and twisted my broken arm. The pain was worse than when it broke in the first place. FML

#21251280
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34416) - you deserved it (3602)

On 09/03/2014 at 5:30pm - health - by svenska75 (woman) - Sent from mobile version



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