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Friday 24 January 2014

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Today, I found that I conduct so much static electricity that I'm periodically given a shock by my headphones as I walk with them on. 5ML

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I agree, your life sucks (33118) - you deserved it (3976)

On 01/24/2014 at 7:34pm - misc - by PangolinScholar (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I ran into my apartment and let one rip, since I'd been holding it the whole elevator ride up. My parents had let themselves in while I was out, and laughed at me for a good 20 minutes. 5ML

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I agree, your life sucks (37479) - you deserved it (6120)

On 01/24/2014 at 8:34pm - misc - by DJ (woman) - United States (Texas)



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