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Friday 24 January 2014

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Today, I'm a 34 year old male who just got given the sex talk on my Facebook timeline by my senile mother. 5ML

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I agree, your life sucks (48228) - you deserved it (5328)

On 01/24/2014 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I ran into my apartment and let one rip, since I'd been holding it the whole elevator ride up. My parents had let themselves in while I was out, and laughed at me for a good 20 minutes. 5ML

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I agree, your life sucks (37405) - you deserved it (6117)

On 01/24/2014 at 8:34pm - misc - by DJ (woman) - United States (Texas)



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