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Thursday 17 October 2013

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Today, my boss gave me a verbal warning. My crime? Calling people "hon", "darlin'", and the like. I work at a Texas diner. FML

#20924228
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44903) - you deserved it (5539)

On 10/17/2013 at 5:36pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized I can't wait until my daughter moves out the house when she is 18. She is eight. FML

#20923587
164 comments

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On 10/17/2013 at 1:51am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I came across some bubble wrap. Turned out it was a special type of bubble wrap that cannot be popped. FML

#20924315
158 comments

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On 10/17/2013 at 6:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I created a poster trying to raise self-harm awareness in teens for my school. They sent me to the counselor, suspended me, and recommended I go to therapy. FML

Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML

#20923758
146 comments

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On 10/17/2013 at 7:51am - misc - by Michelle (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to take my boyfriend to the emergency room to get stitches from cutting his arm during sex. I sat there while he explained to the doctor how it was the best orgasm ever. FML

#20924645
114 comments

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On 10/17/2013 at 11:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity fixed for the first time. The dentist showed me the drill and other tools, and referred to them as things like "Mr. Bumpy Brush". I'm 15. She thought I was "special". FML

#20923550
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42683) - you deserved it (3833)

On 10/17/2013 at 1:06am - health - by maxkeyftw (man) - United States (California)

Today, I spent an excruciating hour walking to campus with a broken leg, only to find my professor had left a note on the door saying class was canceled. FML

#20923929
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43051) - you deserved it (3406)

On 10/17/2013 at 12:34pm - health - by LegInPieces - United States (Washington)

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

#20923824
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43540) - you deserved it (4410)

On 10/17/2013 at 9:43am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML

#20923915
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33121) - you deserved it (16504)

On 10/17/2013 at 12:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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